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09-24-2013, 07:13 PM | |
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NZoner, maybe this can take your mind off Manning.....Brett Favre to make a comeback?
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/09/bret...ay-in-the-nfl/
First of all, don’t fret — Brett Favre isn’t coming back. But his agent, Bus Cook, says the soon-to-be 44-year-old could play today if he wanted. Cook was speaking at an event in Mobile, Ala., on Monday night when he discussed his client’s NFL readiness. “Today, he could play today. I saw him the other day. He’s in the best shape I’ve ever seen him in, physically. “His arms look like a blacksmith’s arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs 4 or 5 miles a day. He’s coaching at the high school, and they’re undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5%, and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today.” What, no wrestling bears or chopping down trees with the help of his trusty ox, Blue? Does Favre sprout a full beard in the time it takes most men to grow a five o’clock shadow? Did he win a fight to the death against Chuck Norris and the Dos Equis guy? Though it seems like just yesterday that Favre was cavalierly flinging interceptions with the Minnesota Vikings, it’s almost been three years since he threw his last NFL pass. |
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09-24-2013, 07:14 PM | #2 |
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09-24-2013, 07:18 PM | #3 |
a haw haw haw
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Heh,seen that earlier,btw I'm all medicated up today so if my posts offend anyone I blame that.
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09-24-2013, 07:20 PM | #4 |
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sounds like the agent wants some special texts from Brett...
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09-24-2013, 08:12 PM | #5 |
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09-24-2013, 08:19 PM | #6 |
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Bring him in for a look?/ can he throw a 3 yard dumpoff?/will he send penile pics to that foxxy brunette that covers chiefs stuff?
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09-24-2013, 08:35 PM | #7 |
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I wish I never had to hear that name again.
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09-24-2013, 08:56 PM | #8 |
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Dick pics or it didn't happen....
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09-24-2013, 08:57 PM | #9 |
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Why does he still have an agent?
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09-24-2013, 08:59 PM | #10 |
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For his new 'Dick in an Inbox' appearance service he's starting.
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09-24-2013, 09:05 PM | #11 |
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Favre may have messed up at times, but he had a fighting attitude. He honestly could probably do a decent job in the right situation still. And he is someone I don't like.
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09-24-2013, 09:12 PM | #12 |
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IAOFM is throwing out the idea that Bus Cook is trying to create hype because Catler is an UFA next season.
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09-24-2013, 09:52 PM | #13 |
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You can't tell me that Favre couldn't outplay Gabbert, Ponder, Freeman, right now.
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