Real Men of Genius

Mecca · 11-24-2005, 02:36 PM

I read this earlier and I was pretty amused by it.

BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of
professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take
your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute
least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every
which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of
the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell
limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as
incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the
tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock
locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the
results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say
it was because YOU demanded it."

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Extra Point · 11-24-2005, 02:51 PM

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!

ChiefsFan4Life · 11-24-2005, 02:59 PM

Nice find...had me crackin up

chagrin · 11-24-2005, 03:17 PM

THAT, is ****ing funny!

KC Kings · 11-24-2005, 05:26 PM

It hit me in the grooiiiiing!

**Dunit35** · 11-24-2005, 07:00 PM

Thats funny and true for alot of us on this board.

chiefsfaninNC · 11-24-2005, 07:26 PM

****ing Whitlock. I am sure that fat bastard is behind this. Although it is obvious that he didn't write it.

KCChiefsMan · 11-24-2005, 07:28 PM

thats pretty good.....

sedated · 11-24-2005, 08:31 PM

so so true

OldTownChief · 11-24-2005, 08:37 PM

ChiefsfaninPA · 11-24-2005, 08:39 PM

Dang, he has a lot of our fellow planeteers paged.

funk monkey · 11-24-2005, 11:20 PM

Thats hilarious..i couldnt stop laughing

Chieftain58 · 11-25-2005, 06:55 AM

Righteous

ChiefsFan4Life · 11-25-2005, 05:42 PM

FYI guys...you can find a ton of them here:

http://www.contemporaryinsanity.org/content/view/173/2/

Mecca · 11-25-2005, 07:11 PM

http://realmenofgenius.ytmnd.com/

11-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2637050	Real Men of Genius I read this earlier and I was pretty amused by it. BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!
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11-24-2005, 02:51 PM	#2
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11-24-2005, 02:59 PM	#3
ChiefsFan4Life DT: HOF Class of 2009 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: House Springs, MO Casino cash: $10004900	Nice find...had me crackin up
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chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	THAT, is ****ing funny! __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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11-24-2005, 05:26 PM	#5
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Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $1557045	Thats funny and true for alot of us on this board.
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11-24-2005, 07:26 PM	#7
chiefsfaninNC Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Greensboro NC Casino cash: $10004900	****ing Whitlock. I am sure that fat bastard is behind this. Although it is obvious that he didn't write it.
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11-24-2005, 07:28 PM	#8
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	thats pretty good.....
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11-24-2005, 08:39 PM	#11
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11-24-2005, 11:20 PM	#12
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11-25-2005, 06:55 AM	#13
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11-25-2005, 05:42 PM	#14
ChiefsFan4Life DT: HOF Class of 2009 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: House Springs, MO Casino cash: $10004900	FYI guys...you can find a ton of them here: http://www.contemporaryinsanity.org/content/view/173/2/
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11-25-2005, 07:11 PM	#15
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2637050	http://realmenofgenius.ytmnd.com/
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