Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-07-2007, 10:11 AM  
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
I can't tell if it's real or parody, but either way it's funny.

http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/

The whole site is pretty funny, but the kids page is priceless. Be sure to check out the "Professor Giraffenstein" section on Creation Science Fun Facts!

* Disclaimer: If you're a Christian loosen up your panties long enough to have a laugh. Yes, we all realize there are idiots and psychos in every grouping of humans. Yes, we realize "most" Christians don't believe this crap. As noted in the thread title I can't even verify if it's a parody site or not. Get over yourself for ten minutes and have a good laugh.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:27 AM   #2
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $3308491
VARSITY
I was going to ask the same question: is this a parody site or not? I really can't tell.

My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.

I also found this link interesting at the bottom. Check it out if you're religious and have been considering starting your own country, or if you're a landowner in South Carolina.http://christianexodus.org/
__________________
I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,439
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:29 AM   #3
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.
Who do you think he is, Darwin?
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:32 AM   #4
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
If we assume this is real, can someone explain these people's hardon against coffee?
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:33 AM   #5
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
FINALLY! The wait is over.
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
That site reminded me of the Mickey Mouse knockoff in Arabia telling little kids to start their jihads out with explosive laden vests.
__________________
2018 Adopt A Chief: Sammy Watkins

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
Fair and balanced. A mod people can be proud of.
Posts: 56,649
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:36 AM   #6
unlurking unlurking is offline
MVP
 
unlurking's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Casino cash: $7737309
That's hilarious!

Quote:
LOL means Love Our Lord!
Now you can color Him too!

Laughing Jesus printouts are fun to color and even more fun to post around your neighborhood! Brighten everyone's day with Laughing Jesus!

(Also check out our Laughing Jesus Shop!)


Posts: 10,620
unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:38 AM   #7
unlurking unlurking is offline
MVP
 
unlurking's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Casino cash: $7737309
Man, these guys are awesome!

Quote:
Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord.

HAHAHA

The nail says "Sorry, Jesus (John 3:16)"!
Posts: 10,620
unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:45 AM   #8
JimNasium JimNasium is offline
Voodoo Chile
 
JimNasium's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
Casino cash: $2893902
The "Baby Jesus" online store is awesome. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/568765
Posts: 6,878
JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:46 AM   #9
JimNasium JimNasium is offline
Voodoo Chile
 
JimNasium's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
Casino cash: $2893902
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699
Posts: 6,878
JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:49 AM   #10
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimNasium
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699


I'd say that seals the deal.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:53 AM   #11
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
FINALLY! The wait is over.
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimNasium
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699

That's good enough to share.
Attached Thumbnails
Click image for larger version

Name:	baby jesus thong.jpg
Views:	110
Size:	36.2 KB
ID:	70872  
__________________
2018 Adopt A Chief: Sammy Watkins

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
Fair and balanced. A mod people can be proud of.
Posts: 56,649
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 10:53 AM   #12
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Ministries

The article isn't sourced, but claims that the site is a parody.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 11:12 AM   #13
unlurking unlurking is offline
MVP
 
unlurking's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Casino cash: $7737309
There is a link to another parody site from there that's pretty funny as well. They claim to be trying to take down the other site!

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

They have some awesome thongs for the "Sexy Christian" at the other site!


Last edited by unlurking; 07-07-2007 at 11:18 AM..
Posts: 10,620
unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.unlurking Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 11:31 AM   #14
trndobrd trndobrd is offline
'Stachecicle
 
trndobrd's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Tolerance Box
Casino cash: $4945087
Covenant License Plate Frame

This license plate frame really makes a statement! Show the world the token of the Lord`s Covenant with us (Gen 9:12-17) so that they too may remember

$10.50


.
Attached Thumbnails
Click image for larger version

Name:	20215936_240x240_Front.jpg
Views:	84
Size:	7.5 KB
ID:	70873  
__________________
"I don't really think there is a need to raise or debate this point."
-jAZ
Posts: 7,077
trndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2007, 11:33 AM   #15
trndobrd trndobrd is offline
'Stachecicle
 
trndobrd's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Tolerance Box
Casino cash: $4945087
"Rock Hard 4 Jesus" Fitted T-Shizzle

Let 'em know you rock hard for our Lord with this pec-ripplin' tight shizzle!
$16.50


.
Attached Thumbnails
Click image for larger version

Name:	50965777v3_240x240_Front.jpg
Views:	82
Size:	15.5 KB
ID:	70874  
__________________
"I don't really think there is a need to raise or debate this point."
-jAZ
Posts: 7,077
trndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellitrndobrd 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
    Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:18 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.