Vacation Results

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 07:34 PM

Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight.

It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee.

While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck.

I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel.

My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

While walking the nude beach topless,

IN FIRST!

This thread is worthless without pics.

|Zach| · 07-10-2005, 07:38 PM

Sounds like a blast. Welcome back to the sandy beaches of Springfield, Missouri.

**Bowser** · 07-10-2005, 07:39 PM

A redhead walking around topless, huh? That's sickening.

Yeah, ok, I can't even BS myself.

Hopefully you had about a gallon of sunblock with you. I know firsthand what the sun does to redheads.....

Sounds like it was a blast. I'm very jealous. Of Derek.

**Nzoner** · 07-10-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck.

This story started with so much promise.

Good to have you back.

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

This story started with so much promise.

Good to have you back.

Well...story of my life really. It's "good" to be back....but wish I could still be there.

Katipan · 07-10-2005, 07:49 PM

Geez, I'm jealous. It sounds like a great trip.

You'll have to walk around my backyard, topless with me.

Did you get pictures of Derek?

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2005, 07:53 PM

If you put up pictures of your sunburns, I can potentially help identify treatment options.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you put up pictures of your sunburns, I can potentially help identify treatment options.

Good idea Kev. Tell the nurse how to treat a sunburn.

I recommend SSD cream, BTW.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Good idea Kev. Tell the nurse how to treat a sunburn.

It never hurts to get a second opinion.

And I will definitely have an opinion.

**Skip Towne** · 07-10-2005, 07:59 PM

Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.

Stinger · 07-10-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.

Well change that skinmax chanel to something else like ESPN or something Skip

|Zach| · 07-10-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.

Reminds me of you and your dove Danica.

go bo · 07-10-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

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My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.

oooh! oooh! can i come too?

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.

dude. are you always so negative or are you just having a bad day?

07-10-2005, 07:34 PM
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Vacation Results Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight. It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee. While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck. I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel. My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.
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07-10-2005, 07:38 PM	#3
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5326768	Sounds like a blast. Welcome back to the sandy beaches of Springfield, Missouri.
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07-10-2005, 07:39 PM	#4
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3431616	A redhead walking around topless, huh? That's sickening. Yeah, ok, I can't even BS myself. Hopefully you had about a gallon of sunblock with you. I know firsthand what the sun does to redheads..... Sounds like it was a blast. I'm very jealous. Of Derek.
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07-10-2005, 07:49 PM	#7
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2750351	Geez, I'm jealous. It sounds like a great trip. You'll have to walk around my backyard, topless with me. Did you get pictures of Derek?
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07-10-2005, 07:53 PM	#8
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07-10-2005, 07:59 PM	#11
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.
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