Vacation Results - Page 2

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 07:34 PM

Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight.

It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee.

While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck.

I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel.

My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:06 PM

welcome back JG. that sounds like a blast! i do know there are group discounts to mexico... maybe us gals should look into it.

**Nzoner** · 07-10-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by go bo

oooh! oooh! can i come too?

You could always take up snorkeling.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Ho Hum, same old shit. Jenny telling big whoppers and the horny guys panting. I've only seen this about 387 times.

I like to get my heart rate up. It's good for me.

go bo · 07-10-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

dude. are you always so negative or are you just having a bad day?

everyday is a bad day for poor skippy...

he's really harmless, though...

just a good ol' boy from cuddly kansas, you know...

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

dude. are you always so negative or are you just having a bad day?

Crap...I agree. Mexico is the best. Just because it's almost impossible to use your walker on the beach doesn't mean you have to spoil it for the rest of us.

Damn Skip. You gotta take some daytrips out of the nursing home from time to time.

go bo · 07-10-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

You could always take up snorkeling.

i just got on here and already i'm laughing my ass off...

great thread, jen-jen...

**Skip Towne** · 07-10-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Reminds me of you and your dove Danica.

Hey, Danica made more than $600K last year. Only one of many reasons to love her. Now, Jenny, she doesn't have the guts to post her pic on the Planet but likes to tell big stories to excite the hard peckered youngsters of the board.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2005, 08:11 PM

Give skip a break. Do you know how hard it is to puree a burrito?

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

welcome back JG. that sounds like a blast! i do know there are group discounts to mexico... maybe us gals should look into it.

I'm very serious about this. I would be willing. You would love this place...caters to those that work hard and deserve to be spoiled.

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Give skip a break.

him first.

go bo · 07-10-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hey, Danica made more than $600K last year. Only one of many reasons to love her. Now, Jenny, she doesn't have the guts to post her pic on the Planet but likes to tell big stories to excite the hard peckered youngsters of the board.

hey, she excites us hard peckered older guys too...

(i'm not suggesting anything about hardness in general, of course...)

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

I'm very serious about this. I would be willing. You would love this place...caters to those that work hard and deserve to be spoiled.

yeah, me too. i haven't been on a real vacation since, uh, oh yeah, my honeymoon 3 years ago. and i felt obligated to bring along this loud obnoxious dude that had just given me this great ring.

the ring? still great. the dude? not so much. lol. {jk hon. wink}

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hey, Danica made more than $600K last year. Only one of many reasons to love her. Now, Jenny, she doesn't have the guts to post her pic on the Planet but likes to tell big stories to excite the hard peckered youngsters of the board.

Oh....someone sounds a little bitter. It has nothing to do with guts. I was just telling my vacation like it was. Not trying to tease.

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

yeah, me too. i haven't been on a real vacation since, uh, oh yeah, my honeymoon 3 years ago. and i felt obligated to bring along this loud obnoxious dude that had just given me this great ring.

the ring? still great. the dude? not so much. lol. {jk hon. wink}

Ok damnit....let's work on this. Me and another Planeteer are coming to KC in August. Let's get together and work this Mexican thing out.

Besides, if you have to bring the loud obnoxious dude, we can just prop him up at the bar, with a drink, and be on our merry way.

**Nzoner** · 07-10-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

loud obnoxious dude

That's exactly how a few of my guests described him last night.

j/k I think he was on better behavior than I...for once.

07-10-2005, 07:34 PM
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Vacation Results Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight. It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee. While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck. I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel. My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.
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07-10-2005, 08:06 PM	#16
pink mini-me Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: TEXAS born; TEXAS proud. Casino cash: $10004900	welcome back JG. that sounds like a blast! i do know there are group discounts to mexico... maybe us gals should look into it.
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07-10-2005, 08:11 PM	#23
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3308491 VARSITY	Give skip a break. Do you know how hard it is to puree a burrito? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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