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Old 11-18-2020, 09:11 PM  
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Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
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Old 11-19-2020, 08:20 AM   #46
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I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
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Old 11-19-2020, 08:23 AM   #47
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I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
Or, if you got peanut butter on your carpet, would you clean it with a dry paper towel?
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Old 11-19-2020, 08:50 AM   #48
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LOL bidet cult.

You and your ass nozzles....
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Old 11-19-2020, 08:53 AM   #49
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
Aren't you from Europe, or do they not use bidets in Bongland?
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Old 11-19-2020, 08:56 AM   #50
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I'm guessing the same principle applies here...
Stupid comparison, I don't shit from my balls.
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Old 11-19-2020, 09:34 AM   #51
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Old 11-19-2020, 09:34 AM   #52
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LOL bidet cult.

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JOIN US AND FREE YOURSELF FROM SWAMP ASS.
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Old 11-19-2020, 09:35 AM   #53
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Or, if you got peanut butter on your carpet, would you clean it with a dry paper towel?
If you have mud on your driveway, you wouldn't smear it around with a towel, you break out the hose.
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Old 11-19-2020, 09:46 AM   #54
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If you have mud on your driveway, you wouldn't smear it around with a towel, you break out the hose.
If you step in dog doo....you don't wipe your shoes on a mat, you spray them with a garden hose.




At least, I hope you do.....
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:04 AM   #55
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Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:08 AM   #56
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I bought a cheap bidet to see what the fuss was and I'm never going back. It also gets good reviews from friends that try it.


1) it can, usually just a splash on the seat. Most have adjustable sprays. I just use TP when it happens. No biggie.
2) my cheap model's nozzle hangs low and looks like it would be in the way, but it has only been hit once in three years. If there are enough random squirts to hit the nozzle you are going to need the whole bowl cleaned anyway. Some models are retractable.

Pro tip... Sometimes a pre wipe makes sense before you go blasting everything everywhere with max water pressure. And bring the pressure up slowly.
Awesome. Thanks for the info! I'm really considering one now.
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:11 AM   #58
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Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P2XZDGG/

But really, it's just a fancy water hose. Provided it doesn't break, there's not going to be a ton of difference in how they function.
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Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!
Luxe Bidet Neo 120

Pretty easy to install with whatever toilet seat you already have. This one works great. I'm curious to try fancier ones someday to see if they are somehow better, but if you're looking for a low-cost one to try out this is a great option.
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:15 AM   #60
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But really, it's just a fancy water hose. Provided it doesn't break, there's not going to be a ton of difference in how they function.
You use the "feminine wash" setting?
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