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01-09-2007, 02:31 PM
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Chiefs Sad Sack Humor. Offense takes it on the chin
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Kansas City Chiefs. Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado? A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!! Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we will never find out. Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road). |
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01-09-2007, 02:48 PM
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01-09-2007, 02:51 PM
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