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Old 08-15-2006, 11:21 PM  
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Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

I can't believe she actually said this but that is funny as hell. Poor Nick.

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Old 08-16-2006, 08:48 AM   #46
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:50 AM   #47
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That's what I thought...and YES it is true that she was a virgin on her wedding night. She talked all about that night on her program. She's supposed to be religious, a Christian. Hardly, acting charitable right now though. Some Christian.
Maybe she's just asking for a miracle.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:52 AM   #48
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Maybe she's just asking for a miracle.


"Oh Lord, please let Nick grow to at least 4 inches"
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:59 AM   #49
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"Oh Lord, please let Nick grow to at least 4 inches"

"All I want is some rapture, Lord. Some rapture!"
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:01 AM   #50
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Oh my... does this thread ever shine a bright light on Dirk's insecurities.
I haven't had a woman complain yet.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:08 AM   #51
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:09 AM   #52
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:19 AM   #53
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I know exactly why the bitch is so bitter. When they got married Jessica's freaky dad was 100% against them having a pre nup. Nick was the one making the bank at the time when his little boy band was popular and she was just starting out. Her and her Dad went into this deal looking for a way to make money and help her career....which is stating the obvious. As Nick's band started flaming out Jessica starting getting big and making all the money. Since that time Nick has been "Jessica Simpson's husband" other than when they had their MTV show. I saw a figure in which Jessica made a little over $40 million the last year they where married. Since her money hungry know it all daddy pushed for there to be no pre nup Nick got half of it and his career hadn't been shit in a long time. I love it when gold digging whores and their coniving calculating fathers end up getting screwed over by the person they where trying to screw. So Jessica go ahead and try to strip him of his manhood, after all he did strip you of half of your net worth. And I don't think Jessica holds a stick to his new women. Vanessa is smokin! Nick will be just fine even if he has undersized junk. He's loaded, (with Jessica's money) which we all know is what most chicks are all about. I love Hollywood!
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:25 AM   #54
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What a b**ch!

Even if this is not true...Nick is branded for life.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:28 AM   #56
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If it's not true, he'll have to do some porn to prove different. Or a remake of Old School and the streaking part.
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GoHuge39 knows more about Nick and Jessica than he should admit.
Dude I've got three women all between 25-35 that work for me. This is the kind of stuff they love and talk about all the time. They keep me up on POP culture. You should hear them talk about Brad and Angelina, Bennifer, etc.
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