Music Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the worst song of all time: Rebecca Black's "Friday" - Page 8

**Reaper16** · 03-15-2011, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Yes!

Fallon should be doing a Neil Young version of "Friday" by the end of the week, one would think. Gotta' strike while the iron is hot.

Saccopoo · 03-16-2011, 12:07 AM

You know, I had a whole shit ton of "I got this by a mile" worst songs ever prepared for this thread. Goddamn if the OP didn't kick the ass out of it. Rep. That was, if not the,one of the worst songs ever. I sat there watching that shit, and I was like Indica stoned couched locked. Gruel running out of my open mouth...I couldn't move, so was I amazed at the utter stupidity of that song.

I'll throw this out, but it's not as bad as "Friday.":

Saccopoo · 03-16-2011, 12:22 AM

This one as well:

Saccopoo · 03-16-2011, 12:28 AM

versus:

Spock can't sing for shit.

HoneyBadger · 03-16-2011, 12:41 AM

That's a catchy song, with helpful lyrics. I'm not seeing the problem with it...

KC2004 · 03-16-2011, 08:19 AM

http://www.billboard.com/column/vira...05073092.story

For those not in the know by now, Black is just one of a number of wannabe pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory. The "factory" holds casting calls for young teen girls, and if you're what they're looking for, you're flown to Los Angeles, where you're written a "hit" single, record it and make a music video.

**Baby Lee** · 03-16-2011, 10:29 AM

At 5:15pm on March 14, 2011, LancerPancer said…
You're song "Friday" is inspirational. Period.
It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it's educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it's fun (even repeats the word "fun").

Skyy God · 03-16-2011, 10:44 AM

Ark Music Factory uses comic sans. That's all I need to know about the enterprise.

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/t...ror/index.html

**Baby Lee** · 03-16-2011, 10:57 AM

I think that the pressing question posed is;

Did they want to push this out to the masses so urgently that a pulsing whitehead on her cheek didn't matter,

or

Was this the clearest her complexion had been in the past 6 months.

Fat Elvis · 03-16-2011, 11:00 AM

FOR BOB DOLE

**Baby Lee** · 03-16-2011, 11:04 AM

OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it'

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What's the name of your song?

It's kind of a play on words. It's called Armor but it's spelled A-R-M-O-U-R.

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I started rapping before I could talk

anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.

**Reaper16** · 03-16-2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it'

What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

**Baby Lee** · 03-16-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

Edited.

**Reaper16** · 03-16-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it'

anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.

I suppose that it is possible that Ark Music Factory can write a song worse than "Friday." They did, after all, write "Friday."

I've been scouring through the painful catalog of Ark Music Factory on YouTube. So far, its been a bunch of terrible pop songs. Nothing else so far reaches the level of ineptitude and banality that "Friday" does.

Delano · 03-16-2011, 11:07 AM

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Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	You know, I had a whole shit ton of "I got this by a mile" worst songs ever prepared for this thread. Goddamn if the OP didn't kick the ass out of it. Rep. That was, if not the,one of the worst songs ever. I sat there watching that shit, and I was like Indica stoned couched locked. Gruel running out of my open mouth...I couldn't move, so was I amazed at the utter stupidity of that song. I'll throw this out, but it's not as bad as "Friday.":
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Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	This one as well:
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03-16-2011, 08:19 AM	#6
KC2004 I'm with stupid ^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Small town, Missouri Casino cash: $9927400	http://www.billboard.com/column/vira...05073092.story For those not in the know by now, Black is just one of a number of wannabe pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory. The "factory" holds casting calls for young teen girls, and if you're what they're looking for, you're flown to Los Angeles, where you're written a "hit" single, record it and make a music video.
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03-16-2011, 10:29 AM	#7
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	At 5:15pm on March 14, 2011, LancerPancer said… You're song "Friday" is inspirational. Period. It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it's educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it's fun (even repeats the word "fun"). __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	I think that the pressing question posed is; Did they want to push this out to the masses so urgently that a pulsing whitehead on her cheek didn't matter, or Was this the clearest her complexion had been in the past 6 months. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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