Misc May is Masturbation Month - Page 2

**luv** · 05-06-2009, 07:34 PM

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/...tion_month.php

So May is "Masturbation Month" which means business as usual for most of our fine readers (and writers), but for those of you who truly want to celebrate, here are a few dates to mark on your calendars:

Saturday, May 3, 7–10pm - Opening reception for "I Touch Myself," a collection of erotic photos, steamy paintings and illustration at Femina Potens. Details here.

Thursday, May 8, 6:30pm - Ask The Doctors - Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert Lawrence discuss the ins and outs of masturbation. Details here.

Sunday, May 25, 3pm - The 7th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon - Make some money for the Center For Sex & Culture by pledging your support for your favorite wanker. OR, sign up to masturbate on camera for the cause. Details here.

Anytime of the month - Post a Twittergasm and shame all your prudish friends.

Weekly Clubs Editor John Graham is surprised that Kleenex, Jergens, Johnson & Johnson, and/or any number of lubricant or shower massage-nozzle companies haven't seized the obvious marketing opportunities. Maybe they'll wise up while the month is young? That'll be the day. But then again this is San Francisco. --Janine Kahn

http://sexuality.about.com/b/2006/05...tion-month.htm

Masturbation has had a colorful history . By far the most commonly practiced sexual behavior around the world, masturbation has gone from being ignored to being vilified, from a mental illness to a tool of women’s empowerment, celebrated with its very own month of the year.

Yet there remains a great deal of ignorance and misinformation regarding masturbation. Take a first step towards a happy masturbation month by clearing your mind of any myths about masturbation you may still be holding on to.

Sexual health educators often refer to masturbation as the cornerstone of sexual health. Throughout the month of May I'll be featuring information, reviews, and tips and techniques honoring the art and science of self love.

Pioli Zombie · 05-06-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Masturbation = Self Love

So if you get "help" its "third base"

I need a ruling please.
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**luv** · 05-06-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

So if you get "help" its "third base"

I need a ruling please.
Posted via Mobile Device

Getting a hand/blow job does not count.

MoreLemonPledge · 05-06-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Getting a hand/blow job does not count.

What about a vagina job?

**Bugeater** · 05-06-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn

Cool, I have a reason now

Pffft...like I've ever needed one...

**luv** · 05-06-2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Pffft...like I've ever needed one...

I've always used necessity as a reason.

whoman69 · 05-06-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn

Cool, I have a reason now

Like that was necessary.

Pioli Zombie · 05-06-2009, 09:48 PM

Who's the strangest "object of affection" you've masturbated about?

Mine was probably Kitty Dukakis
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Mr. Krab · 05-06-2009, 09:51 PM

Every month is masturbation month.

Pioli Zombie · 05-06-2009, 09:54 PM

Oh my God, George!!! What are you doing?????????????
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Pioli Zombie · 05-06-2009, 10:09 PM

I have a date with "Sarah Palin" tonight I think.
Posted via Mobile Device

T-post Tom · 05-06-2009, 10:43 PM

Does posting in this thread qualify as masturbation? JIMP !!!

EyePod · 05-07-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I think my favorite part of either little blog was the picture of Optimus Prime...lol.

That picture is amazing.

**luv** · 05-07-2009, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

That picture is amazing.

Amazing?

Katipan · 05-07-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Krab's

Every month is masturbation month.

I haven't had to masturbate in months!
I love the honeymoon period.

**luv** · 05-07-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I haven't had to masturbate in months!
I love the honeymoon period.

05-06-2009, 07:34 PM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6239600	May is Masturbation Month http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/...tion_month.php So May is "Masturbation Month" which means business as usual for most of our fine readers (and writers), but for those of you who truly want to celebrate, here are a few dates to mark on your calendars: Saturday, May 3, 7–10pm - Opening reception for "I Touch Myself," a collection of erotic photos, steamy paintings and illustration at Femina Potens. Details here. Thursday, May 8, 6:30pm - Ask The Doctors - Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert Lawrence discuss the ins and outs of masturbation. Details here. Sunday, May 25, 3pm - The 7th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon - Make some money for the Center For Sex & Culture by pledging your support for your favorite wanker. OR, sign up to masturbate on camera for the cause. Details here. Anytime of the month - Post a Twittergasm and shame all your prudish friends. Weekly Clubs Editor John Graham is surprised that Kleenex, Jergens, Johnson & Johnson, and/or any number of lubricant or shower massage-nozzle companies haven't seized the obvious marketing opportunities. Maybe they'll wise up while the month is young? That'll be the day. But then again this is San Francisco. --Janine Kahn http://sexuality.about.com/b/2006/05...tion-month.htm Masturbation has had a colorful history . By far the most commonly practiced sexual behavior around the world, masturbation has gone from being ignored to being vilified, from a mental illness to a tool of women’s empowerment, celebrated with its very own month of the year. Yet there remains a great deal of ignorance and misinformation regarding masturbation. Take a first step towards a happy masturbation month by clearing your mind of any myths about masturbation you may still be holding on to. Sexual health educators often refer to masturbation as the cornerstone of sexual health. Throughout the month of May I'll be featuring information, reviews, and tips and techniques honoring the art and science of self love.
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05-06-2009, 09:48 PM	#22
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Who's the strangest "object of affection" you've masturbated about? Mine was probably Kitty Dukakis Posted via Mobile Device
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05-06-2009, 09:51 PM	#23
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05-06-2009, 09:54 PM	#24
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Oh my God, George!!! What are you doing????????????? Posted via Mobile Device
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05-06-2009, 10:09 PM	#25
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I have a date with "Sarah Palin" tonight I think. Posted via Mobile Device
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05-06-2009, 10:43 PM	#26
T-post Tom Threepeat! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $4577293	Does posting in this thread qualify as masturbation? JIMP !!! __________________ You seem nice!
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