Chiefs Trick or Treat: Chiefs Edition (NOT THE GODDAMN CARTOON) - Page 2

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04:24 PM

First off, Happy Halloween to y'all. Our neighborhood is kinda secluded and doesn't have any young kids, so tonight will be quiet for Mrs. OTW58 and I.

Saturday night, however, was a blast. Annual adult costume party. I went as Walter White from Breaking Bad. Shaved head, goatee, glasses, Member's Only-style jacket with a black pork-pie hat. Bought some blueberry rock candy and put it in 2x2 inch baggies and "peddled meth" all night, taking every possible opportunity to say, "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" and "I AM THE DANGER".

Anywho...

It's Halloween and our Chiefs have been much more trick than treat. Show that CP creativity and post a Chiefs related "trick or treat".

I'll start, but backwards:

Treat: Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers.

Trick: We're 4 years into the Pioli era, and the guys I listed above are STILL the best players on the roster.

Go.

(and be safe out there)

Dr. Johnny Fever · 10-31-2012, 04:34 PM

Trick... what the team lacks in ability they more than make up for with their complete lack of heart, drive, aggressiveness, pride, leadership, scheming, desicion making, game planning, coaching and public relations knowledge.

Treat... I won't have a single trick or treater bother me for the 8th year in a row.

chiefs1111 · 10-31-2012, 04:34 PM

Treat:Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers and Houston
Trick: Poe. I know he is just a rookie but once again a Pioli first round pick isn't doing much to impress thus far.

chiefzilla1501 · 10-31-2012, 04:34 PM

Treat: Blacking out Arrowhead

Trick: Blacking out to forget being in Arrowhead

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-31-2012, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

chiefs1111 · 10-31-2012, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

**Bowser** · 10-31-2012, 04:38 PM

Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.

(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)

Chief Roundup · 10-31-2012, 04:40 PM

Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli

Trick: Brady Quinn

FlaChief58 · 10-31-2012, 04:42 PM

Treat: The Faiders suck

Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs do

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-31-2012, 04:45 PM

Treat: Tony Moeaki, AKA "The greatest TE ever to miss 50% of his games due to injury in both college and the pros" hasn't missed a game this year due to injury.

Trick: The one who sucks the penis - who we traded up for and took ahead of guys like Jimmy Graham and Aaron Hernandez - has a whopping 14 catches for 151 yards in SEVEN GAMES.

Sfeihc · 10-31-2012, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.

(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)

I don't hear anyone giving Carroll and crew crap anymore for drafting Wilson in the third.

Pioli has caught and surpassed Greg Robinson, King Carl, the kicker that shall go unnamed and Elvis Grbac in garnering hatred among Chiefs fans, so at least in that respect he's been quite successful.

Treat: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

Trick: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

**Bowser** · 10-31-2012, 04:48 PM

Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

FlaChief58 · 10-31-2012, 04:48 PM

Treat: The Chiefs won't go 0-16

Trick: They are breaking 70 year old records for suck

**loochy** · 10-31-2012, 04:48 PM

**OnTheWarpath15** · 10-31-2012, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

Bewbies · 10-31-2012, 05:03 PM

Treat: Matt Cassel's
Trick: dick tastes like banana bread

10-31-2012, 04:01 PM
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4921115	Trick or Treat: Chiefs Edition (NOT THE GODDAMN CARTOON) First off, Happy Halloween to y'all. Our neighborhood is kinda secluded and doesn't have any young kids, so tonight will be quiet for Mrs. OTW58 and I. Saturday night, however, was a blast. Annual adult costume party. I went as Walter White from Breaking Bad. Shaved head, goatee, glasses, Member's Only-style jacket with a black pork-pie hat. Bought some blueberry rock candy and put it in 2x2 inch baggies and "peddled meth" all night, taking every possible opportunity to say, "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" and "I AM THE DANGER". Anywho... It's Halloween and our Chiefs have been much more trick than treat. Show that CP creativity and post a Chiefs related "trick or treat". I'll start, but backwards: Treat: Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers. Trick: We're 4 years into the Pioli era, and the guys I listed above are STILL the best players on the roster. Go. (and be safe out there) Last edited by OnTheWarpath15; 10-31-2012 at 04:24 PM..
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10-31-2012, 04:34 PM	#16
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10-31-2012, 04:34 PM	#17
chiefs1111 In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $1553166	Treat:Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers and Houston Trick: Poe. I know he is just a rookie but once again a Pioli first round pick isn't doing much to impress thus far.
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10-31-2012, 04:34 PM	#18
chiefzilla1501 In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $2114497	Treat: Blacking out Arrowhead Trick: Blacking out to forget being in Arrowhead
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10-31-2012, 04:38 PM	#21
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3451616	Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert! Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season. (And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)
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10-31-2012, 04:40 PM	#22
Chief Roundup Admitted Planet Junky Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $2071627	Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli Trick: Brady Quinn __________________ Fanaticism is nowhere. There is no tenderness or humanity in fanaticism.
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10-31-2012, 04:42 PM	#23
FlaChief58 SuperChiefs Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Florida Casino cash: $2269822	Treat: The Faiders suck Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs do
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10-31-2012, 04:45 PM	#24
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4921115	Treat: Tony Moeaki, AKA "The greatest TE ever to miss 50% of his games due to injury in both college and the pros" hasn't missed a game this year due to injury. Trick: The one who sucks the penis - who we traded up for and took ahead of guys like Jimmy Graham and Aaron Hernandez - has a whopping 14 catches for 151 yards in SEVEN GAMES.
Posts: 60,258

10-31-2012, 04:48 PM	#26
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3451616	Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team. Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.
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10-31-2012, 04:48 PM	#28
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10-31-2012, 05:03 PM	#30
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