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Old 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM  
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What do you like about being a man?
Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:06 PM   #46
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:07 PM   #47
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Not having to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
Ear hair.
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The way balls cling to a thigh.
Heh, when I was in the Army I went “commando” for the morning PT run once. Once.
It’s one of the more painful mistakes I’ve ever made.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:08 PM   #48
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After reading my responses in another thread....I am NOT qualified to answer!
I don't fit well in this thread at all, but I've always had my own views on the ridiculous way gender is treated in society.

So I guess one thing I like about being a man is being able to be my own man, and not having to be like everybody else.

But women get to do that, too, so maybe it's no answer either.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:09 PM   #49
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Not having to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
The way balls cling to a thigh.
Ear hair.
My buddy Chris is a big mofo, about 6' 3" 320. If he wears shorts without something keep things in place such as spandex or tighty whiteys he sits on his scrotum when getting in his truck, eating dinner...all the above.

Wrap your mind around that one. Not pretty.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:10 PM   #50
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:11 PM   #51
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[QUOTE=Jilly;5840679]wow, men really have no capacity to be deep, huh?QUOTE]



You women really don't understand just how shallow we usually are. I go through this a lot with my wife. If she notices I'm in a quiet mood, maybe looking deep in thought, we'll have a conversation like this....

"You're very quiet. Is something wrong?"

"No honey, everything's fine."

"Then why are you so quiet?"

"I'm just thinking."

"About what?"

And she thinks I'm going to respond with something heavy, some real worry that I have, and instead she'll get something like....

"Well, if you really want to know, I'm trying to decide whether I want to trade Vernon Wells for AJ Burnett in one of my baseball leagues."


And yet, after all these years, she continues to ask, despite always receiving a similar answer. She just doesn't get the depth of my shallowness.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:11 PM   #52
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1. writing my name in pee in the snow, sand, concrete, etc. all the while standing up.
2. not feeling obligated to leave 4 minute phone messages
3. being able to hang out with 10 friends and not have it be a bitch session about the one that isn't there.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:12 PM   #53
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Short phone conversations. I rarely have a conversation with one of my friends that lasts longer than a minute or so. Who, what, why, where, when, done.
Yeah, that is a huge item.


Another couple things I like, is being able to pinch the secretaries on the ass when they aren't looking. Getting sexual favors, for promotions, is another good perk.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:12 PM   #54
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:13 PM   #55
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:14 PM   #56
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As far as you know...


Shit... That's two ghey posts in the same thread by me.

I wonder if I can get a handicapped sticker?
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:15 PM   #57
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Ear hair.
problem solved. There is this stuff called anti-mokey butt at Orshleins farm and home. Keeps said nuts off said leg.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:18 PM   #58
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Being able to cut my hair super short in the summer and not have everyone think I am a bull dyke. emo, or sinead o'connor wannabe.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:20 PM   #59
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I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?


I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:21 PM   #60
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Just to know what ?
I apologize for not being clear.

I meant in the nearest human vagina.
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