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Old 04-02-2005, 01:23 AM   Topic Starter
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Have I mentioned my talent lately?
Probably. Too bad, listen again.

As many of you know, I'm fairly fond of myself. Never fonder, as I pulled 4 racks of pork ribs off the pit and a half beef rack. I planned to test one of the pork ribs, just to determine how brilliant I am. I failed. I consumed the entire rack - not because I was hungry, but because it was the most succulent, delicious thing I've ever tasted. I am quite possibly the most skilled undiscovered food preparation expert of my generation. I'm not boasting either. I can back this shit up.

Why am I so proud of myself? Because I only started using a smoker a month ago. This is the first time I've ever done pork ribs. I spent 45 minutes reading up on smoking concepts when I first got the pit. I guess I'm what you might call a natural. I don't know how I can improve upon this.

Now I'm forced to hide the other ribs from myself. I'll dream of them tonight.
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Old 04-02-2005, 01:26 AM   #2
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Probably. Too bad, listen again.

As many of you know, I'm fairly fond of myself. Never fonder, as I pulled 4 racks of pork ribs off the pit and a half beef rack. I planned to test one of the pork ribs, just to determine how brilliant I am. I failed. I consumed the entire rack - not because I was hungry, but because it was the most succulent, delicious thing I've ever tasted. I am quite possibly the most skilled undiscovered food preparation expert of my generation. I'm not boasting either. I can back this shit up.

Why am I so proud of myself? Because I only started using a smoker a month ago. This is the first time I've ever done pork ribs. I spent 45 minutes reading up on smoking concepts when I first got the pit. I guess I'm what you might call a natural. I don't know how I can improve upon this.

Now I'm forced to hide the other ribs from myself. I'll dream of them tonight.
Phob, we need to have a cook-off...

Seriously, not wanting to sound gay, but we need to swap some recipes here... I too got a smoker about 2 months ago and have smoked everything I get my hands on. Did some pork ribs a couple of weeks ago and did EXACTLY the same thing you did. I wasn't even hungry, but the ribs were so damn good!
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:45 AM   #3
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Phob, we need to have a cook-off...

Seriously, not wanting to sound gay, but we need to swap some recipes here... I too got a smoker about 2 months ago and have smoked everything I get my hands on. Did some pork ribs a couple of weeks ago and did EXACTLY the same thing you did. I wasn't even hungry, but the ribs were so damn good!
I don't know Phil, could be dangerous. You barely know this guy and he is already talking about swaping.
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Old 04-02-2005, 01:27 AM   #4
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I gotta try that someday.. Some home smoked ribs with a cold growler of homebrew would be heaven..
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:42 AM   #5
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What kind of smoker did you get? Any preferences over wood? I really like smoking with hickory, apple, or cherry wood. I kind of like pecan and maple. Don't like mesquite -- to strong for my tastes.
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:54 AM   #7
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What kind of smoker did you get? Any preferences over wood? I really like smoking with hickory, apple, or cherry wood. I kind of like pecan and maple. Don't like mesquite -- to strong for my tastes.
It depends on the meat your Smoking.
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:03 AM   #8
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Old 04-02-2005, 09:24 AM   #10
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What kind of smoker did you get? Any preferences over wood? I really like smoking with hickory, apple, or cherry wood. I kind of like pecan and maple. Don't like mesquite -- to strong for my tastes.
I have a crappy Brinkmann. Real crappy. Real cheap. I'm gonna want to upgrade it real soon.

I've used mostly hickory, cedar, and some mesquite - all together.

I use a lot of cedar to keep my heat up. Because my smoker sucks.
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This thread could turn dirty really quickly.

I mean... we're talking about "meat" here, and how you like to "smoke" it, particularly what kind of "wood" you like.


See there... I did it myself.
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:04 AM   #12
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This thread could turn dirty really quickly.

I mean... we're talking about "meat" here, and how you like to "smoke" it, particularly what kind of "wood" you like.


See there... I did it myself.
beat you to it...

Speaking of beating it... I gotta get to bed, and I sleep better if I... Well, anyway.... Good night all...
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:06 AM   #13
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beat you to it...

Speaking of beating it... I gotta get to bed, and I sleep better if I... Well, anyway.... Good night all...
Yeah you did beat me to it... but if you're smokin' your meat, you really don't need to beat it. Then it'll be too soft for smoking.
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:11 AM   #14
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Yeah you did beat me to it... but if you're smokin' your meat, you really don't need to beat it. Then it'll be too soft for smoking.

Hell, if I could smoke my own meat, I'd never leave the house!
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Hell, if I could smoke my own meat, I'd never leave the house!
See, guys say that all the time... the way I see it, even if it's your own, you still got a dick in your mouth.
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