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01-09-2007, 11:42 AM | Topic Starter |
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Ask the Planet
Here’s your opportunity to be the columnist you’ve always wanted to be. This is an actual letter taken from the Ask Amy column. What would you tell Pregnant and Scared?
Dear ChiefsPlanet: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby. Last Spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started. After some premarital tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black. I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. Please advise me. - Pregnant and Scared. |
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01-09-2007, 11:44 AM | #2 |
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Put out some antifreeze.
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01-09-2007, 12:02 PM | #3 | |
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01-09-2007, 11:44 AM | #4 |
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I see a separate forum for this type of stuff....
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01-09-2007, 11:45 AM | #5 |
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Put a bullet in your brainpan cheating bitch.....
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01-09-2007, 11:47 AM | #6 |
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You get the dumb bitch award.
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01-09-2007, 11:48 AM | #7 |
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Dear Pregnant and Scared,
Its ok. Keep the baby in a dark room and out of the sun. That way the hubby wont notice. He clearly isnt to awful sharp or he would have never married you. When will you be needing a massage again anyway? Signed, Hootie
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01-09-2007, 11:49 AM | #8 |
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If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that.
You have to tell him what happened and pray that his love and your relationship are strong enough to handle it. If not, well maybe the masseur is still available to help you raise your bastard-to-be. |
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01-09-2007, 11:50 AM | #9 |
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01-09-2007, 11:51 AM | #10 |
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Where's that "owned" pic?
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01-09-2007, 11:51 AM | #12 |
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Dear Pregnant and reeruned,
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01-09-2007, 11:52 AM | #13 |
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Dear Stupid Tramp/Mom to be,
Cover the baby in glue, put purple fur on him and tell the hubby it was Barney. Have a nice life.
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01-09-2007, 11:53 AM | #14 |
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Will it look like a black Huard..Hootie and GoChiefs will adopt it....
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01-09-2007, 11:59 AM | #15 |
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Cheaters never prosper. I'd say you have a better chance at keeping your hubby if you at least try to be honest with him. Otherwise, you're not only a cheating bitch, you're a lying, cheating bitch.
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