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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore
When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-06-2010, 09:21 PM   #61
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I'll be honest, I'd be freaked the **** out if a girl did ATM. That's just ****ing gross.
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No, you're not the only guy who's not into that. That's nasty.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:21 PM   #62
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You've got to seriously hate women to get off on ATM.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:27 PM   #63
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I'm down with ATM. But not with somebody you consider your "girlfriend". That's just ****ed up. If you want to plow a one legged, three eyed Barstool Betty, then fling her own dingleberries down her throat; that's all good. But not somebody you're actually dating.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:28 PM   #64
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There's a short list of posters who should have their thread-starting privileges revoked.

Congrats MGT#10, you've joined noswad, Frankie, and petegz28.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:29 PM   #65
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Oh, and get a new ****ing girlfriend, this one sucks ass!!
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:32 PM   #66
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There's a short list of posters who should have their thread-starting privileges revoked.

Congrats MGT#10, you've joined noswad, Frankie, and petegz28.
What are you talking about?
10's threads always deliver. (but apparently not to the same place anymore)
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:34 PM   #67
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:34 PM   #68
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10's threads always deliver. (but apparently not to the same place anymore)
Yeah, there's something to be said for pure comedy.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:36 PM   #69
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I had forgotten about that one. That's ****ed up.
Jim Rome had some of the funniest segments in radio history about that topic.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:37 PM   #70
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Then again, a woman that does ATM has probably been used and abused more then your typical ATM.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:46 PM   #71
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I started off dating this chick and everything was real smooth like...

She'd jerk me off in the back of my Monte Carlo and she was really careful not to get a drop of schlong nectar on my leather Chiefs jacket. Then before you know it, she's shaving my mustache off in my sleep and stealing all the buffalo nickels out of my Planters cashew jar. I cut a slit in the top of the plastic lid so I don't have to pop the top off every time I make a deposit. She used to let me dump a bottle of A1 steak sauce in her twat; then she'd queef it out all over our dinner plates. Boy I tell ya, porkchops never had more flavor! I loved that girl that a sister.

Then she goes and stops doing the fun stuff in the sack. We used to have Taco Bell races. We'd each eat five soft tacos and see who got the squirts quickest. Whoever worked up the bubblegut first got to hover over the other ones mouth and drop a pile of wet, red, cat food consistency ass soft-serve on their tongue!! I guess the loser of this contest was really the winner.

Damn I miss her.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:47 PM   #72
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Are you ****ing kidding me? I mean, really? What next?
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:50 PM   #73
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Are you ****ing kidding me? I mean, really? What next?
My girl had throat cancer so they put one of those holes in her neck. After 2 good months of getting to **** her in that hole...she won't let me anymore.


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Old 10-06-2010, 09:54 PM   #75
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If this thread isn't just completely made up in order to get attention, then I feel sorry for the POS.






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