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09-10-2004, 03:47 PM | Topic Starter |
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Poop thread...for our guests...
Remember when you were a kid and pooping was so awesome. You be out playing and feel an urge coming on and you'd just pinch it back as long as possible and try to ignore it so you could keep playing. You'd end up pinching it back four or five times until you started prairie dogging and you couldn't contain it any more. So you'd walk into the house with that odd looking butt-cheeks-slammed-shut walk, trying not to let anyone know that you had a load on board, hoping nobody noticed your irregular gait. Then you'd get into the bathroom, throw the pants down and just let go of the sphincter muscles and let that baby pour out of you. It was so liberating. So cleansing. You'd go back outside feeling like a brand new 10 year old. Ready to take on the world. Feeling that fresh, empty feeling relaxing in your bowels. God.....life and pooping was good.
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09-10-2004, 04:00 PM | #5 |
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Why oh Why did I open this thread.
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09-10-2004, 04:04 PM | #6 |
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Poop!! I thought this was a 'peep' thread, with some hidden pics or something...I'm outa' here you bastages...
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Have you read the Bob Dole "Curly" thread? It is much better than this.
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Hey, I was in a hurry...and I think it's good anytime you can use "prairie dogging" in a sentence.
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Who says thats still not fun?
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weans out the guests at least ... now if it was a thread about the memories of changing your kids diapers ..........
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