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05-17-2013, 06:35 AM | #31 |
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Ender's Game: They recruited me to play a video game and I kicked it's ass so hard that it eventually became my reality.
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05-17-2013, 06:40 AM | #32 |
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War and Peace: There is a war and everybody dies, so it's peaceful.
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05-17-2013, 06:41 AM | #33 |
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05-17-2013, 06:43 AM | #34 |
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: With a towel you can do anything in the Universe - except save Earth.
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05-17-2013, 06:49 AM | #35 |
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Jane Eyre - nothing happens.
Little Women - nothing happens. Any novel by bored self-absorbed noble British women - nothing happens. |
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05-17-2013, 06:56 AM | #36 |
Don't Be A Dick
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The Jungle: Capitalism bad, Communism good.
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05-17-2013, 06:59 AM | #37 |
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Jane Eyre - nothing happens.
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich - Soviet political prisoners suffer oppression and die. The House of the Dead - Soviet political prisoners suffer oppression and die. Any novel by anyone who ever spoke out against the Soviet power structure - political prisoners suffer oppression, starvation, torture and death. |
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05-17-2013, 07:11 AM | #38 |
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05-17-2013, 07:16 AM | #39 |
"You like to drink?"
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Things Fall Apart:
Alpha male African cannot handle the change in values which arrive with European colonialism.
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05-17-2013, 07:44 AM | #40 |
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On the road: guy does drugs and drives around spouting beautiful prose.
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05-17-2013, 08:08 AM | #41 |
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Dune:
I got sand in my pants. |
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05-17-2013, 08:17 AM | #42 |
Stuff & Things
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IT: Kids walk around in the sewers, get the **** scared out of them, then gang-bang a ten year old girl.
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05-17-2013, 08:20 AM | #43 |
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The Grapes of Wrath: It's dusty and there's no money, lets move to Cali and suck tittys.
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05-17-2013, 08:31 AM | #44 |
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Catcher in the Rye: Adults are corrupt (****) and young innocent people become adults (****) and there's nothing anyone can do about it (****).
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05-17-2013, 08:33 AM | #45 |
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Direckshun Down: After posting his 1,000,000th pointless thread, an internet douche is cast from a flaming AIDS tree into a vat of boiling antifreeze.
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