Anybody seen Hogfarmer?

[Amnorix]

So apparently the best way to hide a body if you ever commit murder is to toss it into a pig sty?

Never knew that...



(quietly writing notes)

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

So apparently the best way to hide a body if you ever commit murder is to toss it into a pig sty?

Never knew that...



(quietly writing notes)

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". /Brick Top