Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Monticore

Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart

Signed.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

You make me smile.

[mlyonsd]

Remember there is no shame in starting to take naps. Or the cat jumping in your lap to take one with you.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.

It's basically the same movie as Patton. Or maybe Glory.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

London, Dangerous Beauty, Domino.

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

[kozzman555]

There's a lot of you old folk that are up WAY past your bed time. Sip your Metamucil and head to bed.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

Oh you're good.

Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob.

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

One of the most memorable family trips of my youth was a journey to Mystic, CT for a slice of pizza. It tasted just like…pizza. And that’s when I realized Hollywood and my parents were both frauds.

[Katipan]

Lucky number Slevin!
I'll get you if I have to unplug your hover round.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Monticore

Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart

I can make extremely loud duck calls by using my butt cheeks enhancing the fart/duck call but I cannot do it with a boner. In my older age I have to choose it no longer can be done at the same time

[BigRedChief]

I’m dealing with getting a kidney stone removed. Never had one, good for you. I don’t know if kidney stones is an old man thing but it sure makes you feel like one.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.

You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon

[kozzman555]

Originally Posted by booger

You should see a significant increase of white ball hairs soon

Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.

[booger]

Originally Posted by kozzman555

Bold of you to assume he doesn't shave those so they stick to his knee when it gets hot out.

At first I just carried a sharpie everywhere and colored them in before I realized mowing them down was more efficient