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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-07-2013, 04:55 PM   #5386
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:55 PM   #5387
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:55 PM   #5388
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In all honesty there hasn't been a whole hell of a lot of good to say about Mizzou in this first half. They're lucky the score is what it is and this game isn't over.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:55 PM   #5389
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:56 PM   #5390
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These announcers keep sucking off Auburn and randomly mention Alabama. Heard CBS didn't want to show any Mizzou games this year.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:56 PM   #5391
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5392
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28-23 halftime score would be just effing fine with me
I'll take that. It's not like we can play worse. It's all positives from here!
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5393
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In all honesty there hasn't been a whole hell of a lot of good to say about Mizzou in this first half. They're lucky the score is what it is and this game isn't over.
Defense forced three turnovers and scored on one. Shut the **** up.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5394
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In all honesty there hasn't been a whole hell of a lot of good to say about Mizzou in this first half. They're lucky the score is what it is and this game isn't over.
Still, to debase one team consistently like Danielson has, and Verne to an extent, is beyond unprofessional.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5395
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damn frank missed a few throws today

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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5396
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In all honesty there hasn't been a whole hell of a lot of good to say about Mizzou in this first half. They're lucky the score is what it is and this game isn't over.
That's true, but it wasn't true when it was 10-7 or 17-14. This is a great example of good ol' boys closing ranks. It's also why I never want to be accepted as one by these cousin-****ing shit sippers.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:57 PM   #5397
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This is the first game on CBS. They were basically forced to show us.
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