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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 09-17-2013, 09:31 PM   #571
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Missouri picks up commitments from two GA players. Nate Brown and Thomas Wilson both committed to Mizzou today.
Please tell me they weren't 2 stars.
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:11 PM   #572
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Please tell me they weren't 2 stars.
Both 3*s, but one is the highest ranked 3* receiver.
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:55 PM   #573
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Wake me when Pinkel is gone, please.
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:05 PM   #574
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It's not just the star levels and Rivals ratings that are depressing with these guys, but who we are beating out. Vandy was the only other SEC offer for Brown, and Tennessee for Wilson.

These guys are mainly sought after by the old C-USA schools.
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:50 PM   #575
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Wake me when Pinkel is gone, please.
Alden will just get another Pinkel, I can already see it. Bad year to be looking for a coach with the Texas,USC,Nebraska jobs soon to be available.
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It's not just the star levels and Rivals ratings that are depressing with these guys, but who we are beating out. Vandy was the only other SEC offer for Brown, and Tennessee for Wilson.

These guys are mainly sought after by the old C-USA schools.
Man, you guys are tough to please. Mizzou is just now beginning to make inroads in the southern states, which should be huge going forward. Getting these two is not trivial.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:44 AM   #577
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:57 AM   #578
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Missouri picks up commitments from two GA players. Nate Brown and Thomas Wilson both committed to Mizzou today.
Wait a minute now...

Both of those guys are actual recruits. I mean sure, they're '5 wins and no bowl out of the SEC' recruits when they're the top of your class, but at least we're back to where we were 10 years ago at this point. So that's progress.

They even have a couple of offers from teams that might make a 2nd tier bowl game.

This is progress, gentlemen. We've probably passed up Rice's recruiting class with these snags.
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Wait a minute now...

Both of those guys are actual recruits. I mean sure, they're '5 wins and no bowl out of the SEC' recruits when they're the top of your class, but at least we're back to where we were 10 years ago at this point. So that's progress.

They even have a couple of offers from teams that might make a 2nd tier bowl game.

This is progress, gentlemen. We've probably passed up Rice's recruiting class with these snags.
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It annoys me when Mizzou can't land legit in state talent. This kid my daughter goes to school with has committed to Iowa(?!). He's a bad ass running back, but Ferentz apparently wants him at OLB.
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It annoys me when Mizzou can't land legit in state talent. This kid my daughter goes to school with has committed to Iowa(?!). He's a bad ass running back, but Ferentz apparently wants him at OLB.
Pinkel's reputation precedes him...
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:17 PM   #583
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It annoys me when Mizzou can't land legit in state talent. This kid my daughter goes to school with has committed to Iowa(?!). He's a bad ass running back, but Ferentz apparently wants him at OLB.
Recruits are avoiding him like he's got the AIDS. That's really scary that he hasn't been able to recruit O-lineman who can block against FCS schools. It's BS getting manhandled like that against what's supposed to be inferior competition.
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:29 PM   #584
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It annoys me when Mizzou can't land legit in state talent. This kid my daughter goes to school with has committed to Iowa(?!). He's a bad ass running back, but Ferentz apparently wants him at OLB.
Who/what school?

Are you talking about Aaron Mends?

He doesn't have an offer from any of the locals (MU, ku, EMAW).
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It annoys me when Mizzou can't land legit in state talent. This kid my daughter goes to school with has committed to Iowa(?!). He's a bad ass running back, but Ferentz apparently wants him at OLB.
We are doing horrible in-state this year, but if you're talking about Aaron Mends, Mizzou never offered him or recruited him much at all. What is going to hurt is that there are three big time OT recruits in Missouri this year, plus Braden Smith across the state line, and we're going to whiff on all of them.

These two guys we just got from Georgia are both legit.
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