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11-16-2010, 11:03 PM | #1 |
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"When I was with the Texas Rangers, I heard one of the guys masturbaiting in the outhouse next to mine, so we called him The Lone Ranger".
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11-17-2010, 11:46 AM | #2 |
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Depp as Tonto and Clooney as the "Ranger." But with out luck they will go with a Black ranger like James West in the form of Will Smith in "the Wild Wild West." OhhhNooos!
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11-17-2010, 12:26 PM | #3 |
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OOoooooo! How about Chris Tucker as the Lone Ranger and Jackie Chan as Tonto?
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11-17-2010, 12:34 PM | #4 |
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11-16-2010, 11:07 PM | #5 |
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I said man's man, not steroid freak mutant.
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11-17-2010, 06:34 AM | #6 |
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When you say this, I agree with Fraz, no one, except you, wants to see the Lone Ranger "do" Tonto.
Perhaps you'd like to see Conan O'Brien cast as The Lone Ranger? |
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11-16-2010, 11:37 PM | #7 |
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Trivia: Which company created the character of the Lone Ranger and still owns the rights to it?
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11-16-2010, 11:48 PM | #8 |
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Oh, and there's no way Bruckheimer casts Nathan Fillion.
As great as he is on TV, producers rarely cast a mostly unknown television star in a mega-budget, big name property. |
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11-16-2010, 11:55 PM | #9 |
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Heath Ledger's skinny ass as the ****ing Lone Ranger?
Awful. The Lone Ranger should be 40 and manly, not 25 and cute.
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11-16-2010, 11:56 PM | #10 |
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11-17-2010, 12:15 AM | #11 |
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I loved Bale in 3:10 to Yuma but the Lone Ranger he is not.
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11-17-2010, 12:27 AM | #12 |
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They will backstreet boy it up with some tween$.
That's what hollywood does. Not about the 'art' or the authenticity. Remakes almost always disappoint. |
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11-17-2010, 06:13 AM | #13 |
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Ben Affleck?
(flame away)
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11-17-2010, 11:46 AM | #14 |
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11-17-2010, 06:58 AM | #15 |
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I already outlined my casting choice, you buffoon.
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