Funny Stuff Red dry splotches on face? - Page 5

**J Diddy** · 09-20-2013, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Well it is certainly one my barber doesn't offer.

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-20-2013, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Exactomundo

ghak99 · 09-21-2013, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

This place never quits.

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-20-2013, 11:20 PM

Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed.

This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:30 PM

Gold bond is damn good ball sac and ass powder

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:54 PM

I gotta try some of that gorilla tape

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:58 PM

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

vailpass · 09-21-2013, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

booger · 09-21-2013, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

Sounds like them weiner winks they fed us in junior high. A hot dog wrapped in half a grill cheese sandwich with a tooth pick to hold it all together

**Rausch** · 09-21-2013, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad.

Until you realize you could have just taken out the trash and she'd have still slobbered it...

booger · 09-21-2013, 12:04 AM

I was thinking of inventing my own electrolysis hair remover machine by taking one end of jumper cables clamps and replacing them with straight irons from the beauty salon. I got to talk to jasonsauto. Could do just a few hairs at a time. Don't know how I would ground it and I ain't getting my nipples pierced to see if that works. I don't know shit about science

Fish · 09-21-2013, 01:13 AM

Apply boar semen directly to the infected area.

**J Diddy** · 09-21-2013, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Apply boar semen directly to the infected area.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 09-21-2013, 04:52 AM

Thanks for making the rest of us look better.

BlackHelicopters · 09-21-2013, 05:47 AM

Try getting a facial in the Chiefs rep whore threads.

09-20-2013, 11:20 PM	#4
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed. This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).
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09-20-2013, 11:30 PM	#5
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09-20-2013, 11:54 PM	#6
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1358550	I gotta try some of that gorilla tape __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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09-20-2013, 11:58 PM	#7
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1358550	How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em? __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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09-21-2013, 12:04 AM	#11
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1358550	I was thinking of inventing my own electrolysis hair remover machine by taking one end of jumper cables clamps and replacing them with straight irons from the beauty salon. I got to talk to jasonsauto. Could do just a few hairs at a time. Don't know how I would ground it and I ain't getting my nipples pierced to see if that works. I don't know shit about science __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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09-21-2013, 01:13 AM	#12
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2128919	Apply boar semen directly to the infected area. __________________
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09-21-2013, 04:52 AM	#14
OrtonsPiercedTaint MVP Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $10004980	Thanks for making the rest of us look better.
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09-21-2013, 05:47 AM	#15
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