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08-22-2013, 09:18 PM | #121 |
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Oh and hit that pussy as much as you can while shes pregnant...OMG.....
and also THEM TITTIES holy shit wait till her milk comes in INSIST she breastfeeds as long as she can handle it LOLOLOL O M G DEM TITTAY
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08-22-2013, 09:19 PM | #122 |
Ain't no relax!
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Congrats to you guys!!!
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08-22-2013, 09:22 PM | #123 |
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Just don't be one of those dicks that posts 15 billion picks of your dumbass kid on Facebook.
No one ****in cares.
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08-22-2013, 09:23 PM | #124 |
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08-22-2013, 09:23 PM | #125 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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You know I'm not perfect. Not by a long shot, but from now on whenever I'm feeling down about myself, I'm going to remember 1 thing. At least I'm not Prison Bitch.
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08-22-2013, 09:24 PM | #126 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Oh, and congratulations!
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08-22-2013, 11:03 PM | #127 |
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Hey man, coach their teams or practices, attend the school functions. Let em try an instrument, go to soccer, even if you hate it, understand that boys might not be into girls till 7th grade but bits may be into girls by 5th grAde ? It's the best journey ever.
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08-23-2013, 07:06 AM | #128 |
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Again, you didn't mention anything about the positives. To me, the positives far outweigh the negatives. I have a video of my oldest when he was 4 years old. I interviewed all of my kids in this same way when they were little. And I'm so glad I did because it is something that is way more valuable to me now than things like having a pristine house or a huge bank account. It is just me talking to him for about 20-30 minutes. But that is something that you can't buy.
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08-23-2013, 12:34 PM | #130 |
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08-23-2013, 12:45 PM | #131 |
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Ha ha. When my middle son was just a toddler, we put one of those on him. Hey, don't judge. They can get away from you really quickly in public. Funny thing, though, is that he broke the dang thing.
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08-23-2013, 12:49 PM | #132 |
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Sometimes, when they're cutting tooth, they'll chew their way out. We had to move to a chain and a tractor tire. Worked good too, because now he's built like an ox.
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08-23-2013, 12:50 PM | #133 |
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Especially if you are a 40 something divorced hockey mom!
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08-23-2013, 12:50 PM | #134 |
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In honor of Prison Bitch, I think Mr. and Mrs. Buehler445 should name their child Perry.
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08-23-2013, 12:51 PM | #135 |
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Mine must have been a sign of things to come. He's a football player now.
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