All hail FAX

[Hammock Parties]

He comes back to us now...at the turn of the tide:

[KcMizzou]

Return Of The FAX
Mark Morrison
Album: Return Of The FAX

Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes
Baby, now I got the flow
'Cos I knew it from the start
Baby, when you broke my heart
That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

(You lied to me) all those times I said that I love you
(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you
(You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried

1-(Return of the FAX) it is
(Return of the FAX) come on
(Return of the FAX) oh my God
(You know that I'll be back) here I am
(Return of the FAX) once again
(Return of the FAX) pump up the world
(Return of the FAX) watch my flow
(You know that I'll be back) here I go

So I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things you've done
So, baby, listen carefully
While I sing my come-back song

2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me
(You lied to me) but you did, but you do
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

(Return of the FAX) here it is
(Return of the FAX) hold on
(Return of the FAX) don't you know
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the FAX) oh little girl
(Return of the FAX) wants my pearl
(Return of the FAX) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round
(rpt 2, 1)

(You know that I'll be back) don't you know

(Return of the FAX) here it is
(Return of the FAX) hold on
(Return of the FAX) be strong
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the FAX) my little girl
(Return of the FAX) wants my pearl
(Return of the FAX) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round

[Donger]

It's not the same FAX. Not the same panache.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Donger

It's not the same FAX. Not the same panache.

You're right, Mr. Donger. I feel quite different after having cast that dumbass Balrog down on the mountainside. I think he broke my panache during the struggle.

FAX

[Donger]

Originally Posted by FAX

You're right, Mr. Donger. I feel quite different after having cast that dumbass Balrog down on the mountainside. I think he broke my panache during the struggle.

FAX

You should have braced your legs, you knob.

That's an expression that was sorely lacking from LoTR...

"Sam, you knob, get me another Lite Sabre."

[Hammock Parties]

Fax did leave us
And we were sad

Would he return?
Chiefsplanet went bad

But then one day
Out of the blue

Fax returned
To start anew

We're glad he's back
And can only say

Welcome back, Mr. Poem
Please, do stay.

[milkman]

FAX left?

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by milkman

FAX left?

Yes.

They always come back...

[FAX]

Originally Posted by milkman

FAX left?

I wasn't gone long this time, that's for sure, Mr. milkman. I'm totally addicted to this place.

FAX THE WHITE

[milkman]

Originally Posted by FAX

I wasn't gone long this time, that's for sure, Mr. milkman. I'm totally addicted to this place.

FAX THE WHITE

Glad you didn't stay gone, Mr. FAX.

[Mr. Laz]

who's FAX?

[El Jefe]

Who?

[Logical]

As I said in another thread, welcome back Mr. FAX

[RJ]

We're all day to day.

Welcome back FAX, happy to see you.

[KurtCobain]

hey FAX
i like the things ya do
hey FAX
if i could i would be you.
you're the one and only chiefsplanet member
with the one and only taste.
you know how to take an extremely gay thread and make it.........
great!