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Old 05-01-2013, 07:45 AM   #1
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'Eh, on a side note, I hate public $#itting.

After my 6th grade year there was an "incident" and they removed all the $#itter doors.

Really?

Pissing is one thing but, really, come on, I need my alone squat time...
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:01 AM   #2
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'Eh, on a side note, I hate public $#itting.

After my 6th grade year there was an "incident" and they removed all the $#itter doors.

Really?

Pissing is one thing but, really, come on, I need my alone squat time...
Hell, in boot camp, there were about 5 stalls. In front of those stalls was a wall that was about waist high. We would be told ‘ok, Port side, ‘Pump and Dump’” etc.
The port side of the barracks would single file line into the the head. The line would snake around the waist high walls and you’d line up in front of the toilet.
No doors.

So if you had to shit, there was a dude standing in front of you about 4’ away, until another stall opened up ahead of him in line, then he could move. …..then another dude would take his place.

I didn’t shit for about 4 or 5 days because of this. Got back from Chow one day and we were about to start doing something, and I got up and hauled ass to the head; had no choice, and didn’t care of the consquences of going without being told. Absolutely DESTROYED the toilet.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:03 AM   #3
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Hell, in boot camp, there were about 5 stalls.
I'm out.

Have I ever mentioned that I'm ONLY an interwebs badass?

Interwebs ONLY...
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:07 AM   #4
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I'm out.

Have I ever mentioned that I'm ONLY an interwebs badass?

Interwebs ONLY...
lol

after shitting in front of another dude 4' away, I no longer have any issues poopping away from home base.

....standing in front of another dude whilst he's dumping is another story.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:13 AM   #5
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lol

after shitting in front of another dude 4' away, I no longer have any issues poopping away from home base.

....standing in front of another dude whilst he's dumping is another story.
I'm ok with killing a man.

I don't think I could push one out in public though.

Nope.

I've consulted with myself and I'm sure of it.

I'm a no-go on the public grunt-n-push...
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:24 AM   #6
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I'm ok with killing a man.

I don't think I could push one out in public though.

Nope.

I've consulted with myself and I'm sure of it.

I'm a no-go on the public grunt-n-push...
and there was no talking allowed.

....just awkward silence, sans the occasional 'plop' into the water, muffled grunts, and farts (with great accoustics).


Good Times.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:36 AM   #7
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I'm ok with killing a man.

I don't think I could push one out in public though.

Nope.

I've consulted with myself and I'm sure of it.

I'm a no-go on the public grunt-n-push...

This.

I think I cause intestinal disorders in myself by holding in shits that simply must be set free, but I have to wait until I am in the cozy constraints of my own homey shitter.

Then, often, I can't coax the snarling beast from its lair by waiting so long to try and free it from its foul constraints.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:07 AM   #8
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Hell, in boot camp, there were about 5 stalls. In front of those stalls was a wall that was about waist high. We would be told ‘ok, Port side, ‘Pump and Dump’” etc.
The port side of the barracks would single file line into the the head. The line would snake around the waist high walls and you’d line up in front of the toilet.
No doors.
No doors on the stalls when I was in Basic either. I'd get up at 2 am to take a shit.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:09 AM   #9
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No doors on the stalls when I was in Basic either. I'd get up at 2 am to take a shit.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Me too when possible.

...won't evern go into the shower process lol.

It was Navy boot camp, so I'll tee that one up for you guys.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:27 AM   #10
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No doors on the stalls when I was in Basic either. I'd get up at 2 am to take a shit.
Hell when I was in High School the locker room didn't even have stalls, much less doors. Just three shitters in the same room with the showers out in the open for all to see. You just had to get over it.
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Old 05-01-2013, 02:40 PM   #11
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No doors on the stalls when I was in Basic either. I'd get up at 2 am to take a shit.
Ahh, memories.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:18 AM   #12
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'Eh, on a side note, I hate public $#itting.

After my 6th grade year there was an "incident" and they removed all the $#itter doors.

Really?

Pissing is one thing but, really, come on, I need my alone squat time...
They're just looking forward to walking in on you.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:23 AM   #13
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They're just looking forward to walking in on you.
Guy, if you want to gaze at my pecker it's cool. It's not much to dwell on. My wife will swear on it.

Hell, most of my weigh-in's in grade school were nude just so I could cut weight.

But squat time, man, that's when you need to go.

There are two times I want no man around: dumping or shooting a load...
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