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Jump out and put it to home 36 76.60%
Pinch it out right there 1 2.13%
Cup your hands and give it a toss to the bowl 2 4.26%
You seem nice 8 17.02%
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Old 06-29-2015, 07:57 PM  
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What are your thoughts on shower poops?
It's happened to everyone. You are enjoying a warm, relaxing shower and magically a turtle head starts to emerge. Do you hop out and hit the head or do you just pinch it out? Maybe a more creative method of extraction? How do you handle this stinky situation?
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:05 PM   #61
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Eat some prunes, hop on in, and let one fly Buzz. We need more testimonials.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:05 PM   #62
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You've done the cup o poodle haven't you?
There was this time back in 96'. Tequila was flowing almost as fast as the women. Anyway, fish tacos, beer margaritas, and ol' Montezuma's revenge tore my insides to pieces.

There is nothing like rooster-tailing a pin-stripe 6 feet up the shower wall and wiping that's left hanging with the shower curtain.

I almost didn't tip the hotel cleaning woman, although she only had 4 teeth and a limp she gave a tremendous blowjob. I would have went for the blumpkin, but I didn't want any spray to get caught on her mustache.

Ah, the gonorrhea burn was nearly as bad as my rashed asshole.

The good ol' days.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:08 PM   #63
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There was this time back in 96'. Tequila was flowing almost as fast as the women. Anyway, fish tacos, beer margaritas, and ol' Montezuma's revenge tore my insides to pieces.

There is nothing like rooster-tailing a pin-stripe 6 feet up the shower wall and wiping that's left hanging with the shower curtain.

I almost didn't tip the hotel cleaning woman, although she only had 4 teeth and a limp she gave a tremendous blowjob. I would have went for the blumpkin, but I didn't want any spray to get caught on her mustache.

Ah, the gonorrhea burn was nearly as bad as my rashed asshole.

The good ol' days.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:28 PM   #64
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I'll piss in the shower with no shame.
It's all pipes. What's the difference!?!?!?!
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:08 PM   #65
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It's happened to everyone. You are enjoying a warm, relaxing shower and magically a turtle head starts to emerge. Do you hop out and hit the head or do you just pinch it out? Maybe a more creative method of extraction? How do you handle this stinky situation?
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:52 PM   #66
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You gotta get out, and dont set your ass on the seat cause its ****ing freezing, and do the hover poop.
This is the correct answer. Hover poop, then jump back in and clean your ass. Wait to flush till after the shower, obviously
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Old 06-29-2015, 11:26 PM   #67
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This is the correct answer. Hover poop, then jump back in and clean your ass. Wait to flush till after the shower, obviously
Definitely gonna have a steamy shit aroma using that method.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:05 AM   #68
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Definitely gonna have a steamy shit aroma using that method.
well, thats your punishment for not knowing you needed to shit before jumping in the shower
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:08 AM   #69
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:15 AM   #70
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No, this has never happened to me, ever.

Good grief.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:20 AM   #71
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Garbage disposal in the drain.


Win.
Now this, I've done.

I was on the phone with a chick in the late 80's and was setting up a booty call, when all of the sudden, one started poking its head out.

I couldn't tell her that I needed to take a dump and that I'd call her right back, or could I stay on the line because the phone cord (remember those?) wouldn't reach the can. So I figured what the **** and hopped up on the kitchen sink.

Problem solved, Dane gets laid.
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Shitting in your kitchen sink is better than shitting in the shower

/Dane logic
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If you shit within 30 minutes of taking a shower then hold this L for not knowing how to read your own body
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Shitting in your kitchen sink is better than shitting in the shower

/Dane logic
Hahahahahahaha.....exactly what I was thinking.
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Shitting in your kitchen sink is better than shitting in the shower

/Dane logic
Dane's a comedy genius!

Shitty way to get laid too.
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