NFT: Jessica Simpson says Nick has a small... - Page 7

**dirk digler** · 08-15-2006, 11:21 PM

http://www.wwtdd.com/

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Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

I can't believe she actually said this but that is funny as hell. Poor Nick.

**dirk digler** · 08-16-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

Wrong. In the world where people give a damn about Jessica and Nick, Jessica is the "bad guy" in all of this. A lot of people sympathize with Nick and don't care for Simpson now. I can't see how this will help change the minds of people who already believe she's a bitch and he's a nice guy.

Sure, guys will still think she's hot. But guys don't buy her shit. Stupid broads that side with Nick buy her shit. Or at least used to.

I disagree. How many guys actually watched that show? My GF now dislikes Nick for his "supposed" cheating on Jessica. There were rumors months before they broke up about his "alleged cheating".

**dirk digler** · 08-16-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

It has struck me as curious, why someone would take a moniker like you, in a Bulletin Board that is obviously 95 % male.

I liked the movie and I thought the name was funny and people would easily remember the name.

Ebolapox · 08-16-2006, 10:22 PM

heh heh...

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Originally Posted by kanye west, gold digger...nick/jessica style

ohhhh...he took her money
now she's in need...
yeah, he's got a tiny...dick indeed
oh, he's a small dicker... tiny all the time...
gotta get enzyte (bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)

ChiefFan31 · 08-16-2006, 10:36 PM

I didnt see the story posted about after clicking the link, and this is OT

BUT...

In regards to Owen Wilson being the reason for Kate Hudson's divorce..

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Originally Posted by From the link

There's no way this ends well for her. Owen might have seduced Kate, and she might be in love with him, but there's zero chance he remembers which one she is at this point. That dudes been under 1500 hundred Playmates while she's been drawing pictures of him on a skateboard with hearts around his head and writing "Kate Wilson" again and again in her notebook with the unicorn puffy stickers.

**dirk digler** · 08-16-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefFan31

I didnt see the story posted about after clicking the link, and this is OT

BUT...

In regards to Owen Wilson being the reason for Kate Hudson's divorce..

I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today

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This little girls parents need to be dragged outside and beaten immediately. What kind of junkie delinquent would set their kid this close to Paris Hilton. I'd rather see my little girl between a mother alligator and her babies. And is Paris trying to sign her vagina here. Or shove the pen in there. Can she go 10 damn minutes without something or someone inside of her. Or maybe that’s where she stores stuff now. Maybe shes just putting the pen away. She’s so used up now, she’s like a kangaroo. Her vagina is basically a pouch now, for pens and candy bars. Car keys. Running shoes for the gym and water bottles. Just, whatever she might need for the day.

This guy writes some funny shit

Demonpenz · 08-17-2006, 02:18 AM

if you ever would have told me i would like nick better than j.simp. i would have laughed, but it turns out she is like that cheerleader in highschool that snorts because her pen fell off the table.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 08-17-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today

This guy writes some funny shit

About Lindsay Lohan today.....good stuff

Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image. A source says:

“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Geez, did I miss something. Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood? Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty. So what, she's 20. Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below. Don't be such a little diva Justin.

NaptownChief · 08-17-2006, 09:44 AM

It's like the old joke of the hooker walking into the room with a guy laying their with a really small penis and she says "Who you going to please with that thing?"......Guy says "ME".

**dirk digler** · 08-17-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

About Lindsay Lohan today.....good stuff

Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image. A source says:

“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Geez, did I miss something. Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood? Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty. So what, she's 20. Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below. Don't be such a little diva Justin.

I saw that this morning and laughed my ass off. I wouldn't want to be associated with Lindsay either so I think it is a smart move for Justin.

Mr. Laz · 08-17-2006, 11:35 AM

now what needs to happen is that some stud on this board has to go give Jessica Simpson a really hard horse-dickin' and get it all on tape.

yep a good jessica sex tape right now would serve her right.

HolmeZz · 08-17-2006, 12:03 PM

I love gossip, but I think this whole thing is phoney. I didn't see anything on the Times Magazine site about it either.

Calcountry · 08-17-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

I liked the movie and I thought the name was funny and people would easily remember the name.

O.Kie doh kie.

ChiefFan31 · 08-17-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today

This guy writes some funny shit

Forgot to check this thread today. Yeah, I read all those last night. The Paris Hilton one might be the best. That writer is freaking funny. Im about to show some co-workers that site.

Immaculate · 08-17-2006, 03:07 PM

Hilarious.

Spoonman · 08-17-2006, 05:05 PM

why can't this all go away, do we really care? no.

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NaptownChief Football Pimp Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Indianapolis,IN Casino cash: $9974900	It's like the old joke of the hooker walking into the room with a guy laying their with a really small penis and she says "Who you going to please with that thing?"......Guy says "ME". __________________ "We weren't worth a damn," the Kansas City Chiefs head coach said, shaking his head. "I'm not worth a damn. No one's worth a damn..." Former President of the Eric Downing Fan Club and Current President of the Kris"Secret Weapon"Wilson Fan Club
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08-17-2006, 11:35 AM	#100
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	now what needs to happen is that some stud on this board has to go give Jessica Simpson a really hard horse-dickin' and get it all on tape. yep a good jessica sex tape right now would serve her right. __________________ Last edited by Mr. Laz; 08-17-2006 at 12:37 PM..
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08-17-2006, 12:03 PM	#101
HolmeZz i guess its bittersweet poetry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NeW HaVeN, CT Casino cash: $10004900	I love gossip, but I think this whole thing is phoney. I didn't see anything on the Times Magazine site about it either.
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Immaculate Resident Combat Sports Guru Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $10004900	Hilarious. __________________
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