Funny Stuff Has Sedated been in Texas Lately?

**gblowfish** · 05-09-2008, 10:34 AM

Apologies if Posted Before:

Methinks these teens should have gone to a head shop!...
A head shop....

Thank you, goodnight, tip your waitress!

3 Accused of Using Corpse Head to Smoke Pot

By PEGGY O'HARE
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."

Now, Jones, Gonzalez and a juvenile whose name has not been released are each charged with abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor. All three were arrested Wednesday night.

Police said a fourth suspect is wanted for questioning.

Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.

The child was buried at an unmarked cemetery believed to be reserved for black veterans and their families, Adkins said.

Under the law, a person can be charged with abuse of a corpse simply by vandalizing, damaging or treating a gravesite offensively — even if the human remains buried there are not touched, Adkins said.

The child's skull has not been found. If recovered later, however, such a discovery will not change the charges filed against the three suspects, Adkins said.

The teens first came to police's attention during a vehicle burglary investigation. While being questioned, Jones told of desecrating the gravesite a month or two ago. Adkins said he believes the tale was intended to distract police from the vehicle break-in.

Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.

Police made three trips to the heavily wooded, snake-infested graveyard near the Eastex Freeway feeder road and FM 1960 before finding the disturbed grave several days ago.

"The grave was uncovered, and the headstone had been thrown off the grave and broken," Adkins said.

Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground.

All three teens gave written and verbal confessions admitting they tried to dig up a body over a two-day period, Adkins said.

But the boys told conflicting stories about whether they actually severed the head — so police aren't sure if that gruesome detail really happened.

Even so, HPD is working closely with Humble police to try and find any surviving relatives of the child whose grave was disturbed. According to court papers, the grave belonged to Willie Simms.

"The ultimate goal will be to put this body back to rest," Adkins said.

Little is known about the graveyard. The Humble Bicentennial Museum could not confirm that it was reserved for black veterans, but Adkins said he observed "many, many headstones" for black soldiers killed during World War I and World War II.

The three boys, all home-schooled, have also been charged in connection with the vehicle break-in. Jones and the juvenile are charged with credit card abuse, while Gonzalez pleaded guilty to a charge of misdemeanor theft between $50 and $500.

Chronicle reporter Brian Rogers contributed.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

crazycoffey · 05-09-2008, 10:40 AM

Another reason to not homeschool?

Man - this is a nutty story anyway, but WTF over - smoking dope out of a dead person's skull? who comes up with this shiite.....

Frazod · 05-09-2008, 10:41 AM

Sounds like something the fucking little creep would do and not even think twice about.

**Easy 6** · 05-09-2008, 10:46 AM

This is the kind of story that takes you past outrage...directly to stunned, slackjawed silence.

sedated · 05-09-2008, 10:49 AM

stoners can be pretty inventive when stranded without a pipe.

I've smoked out of a telephone before.

Braincase · 05-09-2008, 10:51 AM

Smoking dope out of a human school is wrong.

Now, you get yourself an alien skull, and you've got yourself a serious conversation piece.

Adept Havelock · 05-09-2008, 10:52 AM

It couldn't be sedated. There's no way he's intelligent enough to know how to operate technology as sophisticated as a shovel.

crazycoffey · 05-09-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

stoners can be pretty inventive when stranded without a pipe.

It's just too bad they don't put that ingenuity and passion into something that could actually benefit something...

sedated · 05-09-2008, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

It couldn't be sedated. There's no way he's intelligent enough to know how to operate technology as sophisticated as a shovel.

your mom's a shovel

blueballs · 05-09-2008, 11:07 AM

IF it was the head of a collie pup
this would be appalling

Braincase · 05-09-2008, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase

Smoking dope out of a human school is wrong.

Now, you get yourself an alien skull, and you've got yourself a serious conversation piece.

Here, stick an appliance in this bad boy...

DenverChief · 05-09-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

who comes up with this shiite.....

duuuuude

**The Franchise** · 05-09-2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase

Smoking dope out of a human school is wrong.

Now, you get yourself an alien skull, and you've got yourself a serious conversation piece.

I know plenty of people that have smoked in a human school.

05-09-2008, 10:34 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17656178 VARSITY	Has Sedated been in Texas Lately? Apologies if Posted Before: Methinks these teens should have gone to a head shop!... A head shop.... Thank you, goodnight, tip your waitress! 3 Accused of Using Corpse Head to Smoke Pot By PEGGY O'HARE Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it. Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said. "I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday. Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale. "He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story." Now, Jones, Gonzalez and a juvenile whose name has not been released are each charged with abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor. All three were arrested Wednesday night. Police said a fourth suspect is wanted for questioning. Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. The child was buried at an unmarked cemetery believed to be reserved for black veterans and their families, Adkins said. Under the law, a person can be charged with abuse of a corpse simply by vandalizing, damaging or treating a gravesite offensively — even if the human remains buried there are not touched, Adkins said. The child's skull has not been found. If recovered later, however, such a discovery will not change the charges filed against the three suspects, Adkins said. The teens first came to police's attention during a vehicle burglary investigation. While being questioned, Jones told of desecrating the gravesite a month or two ago. Adkins said he believes the tale was intended to distract police from the vehicle break-in. Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said. Police made three trips to the heavily wooded, snake-infested graveyard near the Eastex Freeway feeder road and FM 1960 before finding the disturbed grave several days ago. "The grave was uncovered, and the headstone had been thrown off the grave and broken," Adkins said. Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground. All three teens gave written and verbal confessions admitting they tried to dig up a body over a two-day period, Adkins said. But the boys told conflicting stories about whether they actually severed the head — so police aren't sure if that gruesome detail really happened. Even so, HPD is working closely with Humble police to try and find any surviving relatives of the child whose grave was disturbed. According to court papers, the grave belonged to Willie Simms. "The ultimate goal will be to put this body back to rest," Adkins said. Little is known about the graveyard. The Humble Bicentennial Museum could not confirm that it was reserved for black veterans, but Adkins said he observed "many, many headstones" for black soldiers killed during World War I and World War II. The three boys, all home-schooled, have also been charged in connection with the vehicle break-in. Jones and the juvenile are charged with credit card abuse, while Gonzalez pleaded guilty to a charge of misdemeanor theft between $50 and $500. Chronicle reporter Brian Rogers contributed. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html
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05-09-2008, 10:40 AM	#2
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5147901	Another reason to not homeschool? Man - this is a nutty story anyway, but WTF over - smoking dope out of a dead person's skull? who comes up with this shiite.....
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05-09-2008, 10:41 AM	#3
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3015085	Sounds like something the fucking little creep would do and not even think twice about.
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05-09-2008, 10:51 AM	#6
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Adept Havelock Obligatory Thoughtcriminal Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Flux,awaiting an observer Casino cash: $10004900	It couldn't be sedated. There's no way he's intelligent enough to know how to operate technology as sophisticated as a shovel. __________________ No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up. -Lily Tomlin I'd rather be a climbing monkey than a falling angel. -Terry Pratchett
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05-09-2008, 11:07 AM	#10
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	IF it was the head of a collie pup this would be appalling
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