Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 1 - KCwolf versus LoneWolf

**Rain Man** · 07-28-2018, 11:31 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Aboard a Boeing 787 Dreamliner in flight from Fort Lauderdale to Little Rock (no passengers or flight attendants)
Starting Distance - 16 feet

KCwolf

Main Weapon - Nunchaku
Backup Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - Gets 2 special factors

Special Factors - Because you knew you may die, you decided to eat an ice cream sundae, finishing it seconds before the match, but got a raging ice cream headache as the fight begins.

Special Factors - A class of ten 9 year-old kids who are green belts in karate will assist you

LoneWolf

Main Weapon - Net and trident
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing a full suit of plate mail armor

Eleazar · 07-28-2018, 11:43 PM

I'm gonna guess the nunchaku wouldn't be too effective against plate armor.

**LoneWolf** · 07-29-2018, 04:41 AM

Sorry KCwolf, but I’m going to have to kill you with a trident to the chest. I’ll try not to kill too many of the 9 year old karate students in the process.

**LoneWolf** · 07-29-2018, 04:43 AM

KCwolf · 07-29-2018, 06:41 AM

I will Nunchaku your Trident into pieces and send my 9 year old minions to strip your plate armor in no time .... I will be eating pizza in a bowling alley in Little Rock by noon

**Bowser** · 07-29-2018, 07:44 AM

This one is tough. I'm leaning Lonewolf due to the suit of armor and net, but those little karate shits could easily outmaneuver Lonewolf and take his legs out from underneath him. Get him on the ground and shove that stick under his helmet above his breastplate. That is, if they avoid getting caught in the net and getting filleted.

I'm not sure.

listopencil · 07-29-2018, 08:26 AM

I thought they were the same person?

**Bowser** · 07-29-2018, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I thought they were the same person?

This shit just got meta.

TLO · 07-29-2018, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Sorry KCwolf, but I’m going to have to kill you with a trident to the chest. I’ll try not to kill too many of the 9 year old karate students in the process.

You've got my vote, champ.

**Rain Man** · 07-29-2018, 10:39 AM

I'm disagreeing with the majority here, and am confident in my scenario. Within one minute lone wolf will have two kids jammed on his Trident and it will be useless. He'll use the net on a couple more. But then he's going to have 6 kids hanging on him and his mobility is low to start with, due to the armor. I think he falls, and once that happens, he can't get back up. kcwolf pulls his visor open and nunchucks him in the face until the fight ends.

**LoneWolf** · 07-29-2018, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm disagreeing with the majority here, and am confident in my scenario. Within one minute lone wolf will have two kids jammed on his Trident and it will be useless. He'll use the net on a couple more. But then he's going to have 6 kids hanging on him and his mobility is low to start with, due to the armor. I think he falls, and once that happens, he can't get back up. kcwolf pulls his visor open and nunchucks him in the face until the fight ends.

Silly Rainman. You stick the kids in the gut where it is easy to pull the trident back out to stick the next kid. I’m not sure how many nine year olds you’ve been around, but they’re not the bravest age group out there. I kill one or two with the trident and the rest are going to scatter. After that, it is curtains for KCwolf.

I typed this after a 4 mile run on Kaanapalli beach in Maui and my calves are on fire. Right now I couldn’t fight off one 9 year old much less an entire karate class of them. Running in sand is a great workout, but I definitely feel the pain afterwards.

**kysirsoze** · 07-29-2018, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Silly Rainman. You stick the kids in the gut where it is easy to pull the trident back out to stick the next kid. I’m not sure how many nine year olds you’ve been around, but they’re not the bravest age group out there. I kill one or two with the trident and the rest are going to scatter. After that, it is curtains for KCwolf.

I typed this after a 4 mile run on Kaanapalli beach in Maui and my calves are on fire. Right now I couldn’t fight off one 9 year old much less an entire karate class of them. Running in sand is a great workout, but I definitely feel the pain afterwards.

Uh oh. Lots of sand in Fort Lauderdale. You're calves are gonna be tender as fuuuuck. Leaning KCwolf now.

ThaVirus · 07-29-2018, 04:41 PM

It depends on how committed the 9 year olds are. If they're willing to give up their lives, Wolf takes this- and potentially easily. A "class"? Like, Smalltown, USA class of >10 or Bigcityville class of 30?

ThaVirus · 07-29-2018, 04:43 PM

I actually have a 9 year old brother. He's like 60-70 pounds probably. I can rag doll that little shit. I do it every time I go to my dad's house.

But him and 20 of his buddies, all ready to die? And a grown ass man behind them?

Nah... Lone's going down.

Chiefs4TheWin · 07-29-2018, 04:48 PM

For future reference are the Karate kids forced to stand and fight?

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07-28-2018, 11:31 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 1 - KCwolf versus LoneWolf Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - Aboard a Boeing 787 Dreamliner in flight from Fort Lauderdale to Little Rock (no passengers or flight attendants) Starting Distance - 16 feet KCwolf Main Weapon - Nunchaku Backup Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick Prep Time - 10 Minutes Special Factors - Gets 2 special factors Special Factors - Because you knew you may die, you decided to eat an ice cream sundae, finishing it seconds before the match, but got a raging ice cream headache as the fight begins. Special Factors - A class of ten 9 year-old kids who are green belts in karate will assist you LoneWolf Main Weapon - Net and trident Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 3 Minutes Special Factors - You're wearing a full suit of plate mail armor
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07-28-2018, 11:43 PM	#2
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	I'm gonna guess the nunchaku wouldn't be too effective against plate armor.
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07-29-2018, 04:41 AM	#3
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1621084	Sorry KCwolf, but I’m going to have to kill you with a trident to the chest. I’ll try not to kill too many of the 9 year old karate students in the process.
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07-29-2018, 04:43 AM	#4
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1621084
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07-29-2018, 06:41 AM	#5
KCwolf Finisher Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland Oregon Casino cash: $5181116	I will Nunchaku your Trident into pieces and send my 9 year old minions to strip your plate armor in no time .... I will be eating pizza in a bowling alley in Little Rock by noon __________________
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07-29-2018, 07:44 AM	#6
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3341616	This one is tough. I'm leaning Lonewolf due to the suit of armor and net, but those little karate shits could easily outmaneuver Lonewolf and take his legs out from underneath him. Get him on the ground and shove that stick under his helmet above his breastplate. That is, if they avoid getting caught in the net and getting filleted. I'm not sure.
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07-29-2018, 08:26 AM	#7
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07-29-2018, 10:39 AM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	I'm disagreeing with the majority here, and am confident in my scenario. Within one minute lone wolf will have two kids jammed on his Trident and it will be useless. He'll use the net on a couple more. But then he's going to have 6 kids hanging on him and his mobility is low to start with, due to the armor. I think he falls, and once that happens, he can't get back up. kcwolf pulls his visor open and nunchucks him in the face until the fight ends. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-29-2018, 04:41 PM	#13
ThaVirus 20 Menthol KOOLs Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1972369	It depends on how committed the 9 year olds are. If they're willing to give up their lives, Wolf takes this- and potentially easily. A "class"? Like, Smalltown, USA class of >10 or Bigcityville class of 30?
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07-29-2018, 04:43 PM	#14
ThaVirus 20 Menthol KOOLs Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1972369	I actually have a 9 year old brother. He's like 60-70 pounds probably. I can rag doll that little shit. I do it every time I go to my dad's house. But him and 20 of his buddies, all ready to die? And a grown ass man behind them? Nah... Lone's going down.
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07-29-2018, 04:48 PM	#15
Chiefs4TheWin Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hollidaysburg, PA Casino cash: $3452783	For future reference are the Karate kids forced to stand and fight?
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