Stolen from the Mane: SHOCKING MOVE - NFL demands Broncos and Pats play again

Hammock Parties · 01-16-2006, 10:16 PM

Thought this was funny.

After some top notch Patriot fans/Nobel Prize winners in physics petitioned the office of Tagliabue with the following evidence, Tags immediately ordered the game be replayed with the ball spotted at the 20 with the Broncos winning 10-6.

The Pats Physics team also demanded that the 7 points be whiped off the board because of the pass interference call, but was turned down.

KCChiefsMan · 01-16-2006, 10:20 PM

rrrrright

RedDread · 01-16-2006, 10:27 PM

That's funny as hell.

VonneMarie · 01-16-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

rrrrright

What does your avatar say?

jspchief · 01-16-2006, 10:28 PM

Those bad calls were just Karma's way of squaring things up with the Pats after the tuck rule.

dtebbe · 01-16-2006, 10:33 PM

That shot that Watson layed on Chump was a thing of beauty. Chump was just getting ready to showboat....

Smokey sez "You got knocked the F*&K out!"

DT

irishjayhawk · 01-16-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

Those bad calls were just Karma's way of squaring things up with the Pats after the tuck rule.

Or mugging colt receivers. Pick your poison.

listopencil · 01-17-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by irishjayhawk

Or mugging colt receivers. Pick your poison.

Karma's a bitch, aint she?

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 01:16 AM

You want my job?

What kind of question is that, are you kidding? I'll tell you one thing dick, yes I want your damn job

listopencil · 01-17-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

You want my job?

What kind of question is that, are you kidding? I'll tell you one thing dick, yes I want your damn job

...but then the cheese would melt and we'd have to recycle the freon.

greg63 · 01-17-2006, 01:24 AM

So, did the grid locate weapons of mass destruction?

listopencil · 01-17-2006, 01:44 AM

That's assuming that the ball went in a straight line after it was knocked out of Champ's hand. I think I see the barrel of a rifle peeking out of that grassy knoll off to the side though. Maybe someone should check that out.

RedDread · 01-17-2006, 01:48 AM

The other thing to consider is that the ball was above the ground, which from that angle will make it look like it went over the end-zone pylon. I'd make a crappy MS paint diagram but you'll have to take my word for it

greg63 · 01-17-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

That's assuming that the ball went in a straight line after it was knocked out of Champ's hand. I think I see the barrel of a rifle peeking out of that grassy knoll off to the side though. Maybe someone should check that out.

The Warren report supports the magic ball theory.

Nite Planet!

listopencil · 01-17-2006, 02:02 AM

With the refs having to rely on the networks for reviews I'm surprised that there aren't cameras directly over the goal line.

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