I Was Robbed Again!

**CosmicPal** · 11:31 AM

8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

Hammock Parties · 02-24-2007, 11:05 AM

You racist?

02-24-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

some black dude was walking casually out my garage.

You RACIST!!!!

**CosmicPal** · 02-24-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

You racist?

Why, 'cause I'm being politically incorrect by saying he's "black" instead of African-American?

Look, when you are a fuggen lowlife and you think you have the right to take other peoples sh*t, you then don't deserve to be called anything but what you are- a worthless piece of sh*t. So, in this case, he's BLACK, because that's what the fuggen color of his skin was when he walked out of MY fuggen garage with MY stuff.

02-24-2007, 11:09 AM

I don't really think you are racist. I just thought I'd add some unique humor to the thread. I thought wrong.

acesn8s · 02-24-2007, 11:11 AM

Sounds like you need to take down the Chiefs gear.

Damn Donkey fans.

Pennywise · 02-24-2007, 11:11 AM

I would have been more pissed about losing the beer.

What the ****s a gamecube?

This thread has me hankering for a shotgun.

**CosmicPal** · 02-24-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I don't really think you are racist. I just thought I'd add some unique humor to the thread. I thought wrong.

No, 'cause if he was some white little sh*t taking my stuff, and I instead said "some white dude walked out of my garage" would you then be calling me racist? Don't think so.

I don't give a sh*t what color you are, when you live a life of crime, you don't deserve respect.

Pennywise · 02-24-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

No, 'cause if he was some white little sh*t taking my stuff, and I instead said "some white dude walked out of my garage" would you then be calling me racist? Don't think so.

I don't give a sh*t what color you are, when you live a life of crime, you don't deserve respect.

At least you might have a shot at the white dude.

Slower 40 time.

Fish · 02-24-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

What the ****s a gamecube?

Dear caveman,

Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...

**CosmicPal** · 02-24-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Dear caveman,

Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...

Yep...it's a cheaper, less entertaining version of Playstation or Xbox. Once I got a Playstation, the Gamecube speakers went immediately to the garage.

I even tried to sell them in our block sale last summer. But, not one kid was interested in them.

greg63 · 02-24-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some black dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really.

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

One word: padlock.

bdeg · 02-24-2007, 11:28 AM

Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.

greg63 · 02-24-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

You RACIST!!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...34&postcount=2

Following in GoChiefs footsteps I see.

JBucc · 02-24-2007, 11:33 AM

I had a set of my junior sized golf clubs stolen out of our garage when I was 10 or so.

02-24-2007, 11:03 AM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I Was Robbed Again! 8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage. At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him. Man, the look on his stoopid ****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.) Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers. He's one lucky sht***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SHT! GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into. The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff. Last edited by CosmicPal; 02-24-2007 at 11:31 AM..*
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