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Old 06-01-2023, 12:02 PM  
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So who has gooch grease?



I have never in my entire life heard the phrase gooch grease, so I have to ask.
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:29 PM   #46
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No joke. Wouldn't it be better to just hop in the shower at that point?
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:30 PM   #47
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I call it the ol' Shit 'N Shower.
Oh no not a waffle stomp
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:36 PM   #48
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what the hell happened to using a wet wash cloth afterwards, ya know like men did in the old days?


When the f was this EVER a thing? Using moistened toilet paper is not the same thing as using a literal rag.


You ****ing SAVE that? It doesn't immediately go in the trash? and then you WASH it?

please tell me there aren't other clothes in the washing machine when you do that





you sick ****ing animal
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:37 PM   #49
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A wet wash cloth? This is making me gag, dude. Lmao.
You think so?

We haven't always had bidets. So you washed your ass!

Better tha running around with shit still on your ass or in your underwear creating a new creature in your pants!
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:37 PM   #50
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:38 PM   #51
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:39 PM   #52
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When the f was this EVER a thing? Using moistened toilet paper is not the same thing as using a literal rag.


You ****ing SAVE that? It doesn't immediately go in the trash? and then you WASH it?

please tell me there aren't other clothes in the washing machine when you do that





you sick ****ing animal
He washes it with his sunday best.
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:43 PM   #53
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When the f was this EVER a thing? Using moistened toilet paper is not the same thing as using a literal rag.


You ****ing SAVE that? It doesn't immediately go in the trash? and then you WASH it?

please tell me there aren't other clothes in the washing machine when you do that





you sick ****ing animal
Ever had shit on your hands?

Ever changed a babies diaper before disposale diapers or disposable wipe?

Didn't think so!
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:47 PM   #54
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:51 PM   #55
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I knew a gal who immigrated to the U.S. from Turkey. This was around 2012, so long before the pandemic. She was horrified when she arrived and realized that bidets were practically non-existent here. Seems like we were later to the bidet party than other places she'd been. That toilet-paper shortage in 2020 advanced our civilization. That said, I recommend buying Cottonelle brand TP if you have a bidet as it is a great disposable towel for drying off. It doesn't fall apart when wet like Charmin does.
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:51 PM   #56
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I think you'd be surprised at the number of people that don't wash their ass.
I am surprised more by why you would know such a thing. Are you sniffing around men's asses or where they have set?
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Old 06-01-2023, 01:52 PM   #57
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I am surprised more by why you would know such a thing. Are you sniffing around men's asses or where they have set?
It's called the internet, Grandpa. You're using it right now. There are websites and forums other than Fox News and ChiefsPlanet.
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Ever had shit on your hands?

Ever changed a babies diaper before disposale diapers or disposable wipe?

Didn't think so!


I worked in a vet for four years and have had more unspeakable things on my hands than the average person will in their lifetime but I don't wipe it off with a towel and then SAVE IT
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