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Old 10-20-2014, 08:09 PM  
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Just Took Head In The Car From 50 Year Old
Sitting in the bar on 92 and Shea, watching the game. Unknown Cougar being frisky, says let's step out at half time. Gobbles like a pro. Best part? She gets in her car and leaves after. Can watch the second half piece aside from the boys running shit...
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:52 PM   #61
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Just using an analogy man. No way I stick my wiener near anything t hat could suck as hard as a Dyson. A Dustbuster? Maybe.





I could probably get it for you but just so you know she is now (not then) married to a guy who looks like a gorilla on steroids. Maybe his penis looks like that too which might explain how they worked out.
Just messing with you. .
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:53 PM   #62
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I just got a BJ too!

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Old 10-20-2014, 08:54 PM   #63
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Yeah you can transmit STDs with oral sex. If he has any sores in his mouth or herpes. You were at serious risk. They exchange of his saliva to your pecker would be scary enough. Taking head from some strange dude isn't the smartest thing you have done lately.
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:54 PM   #64
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Oh there's no back and forth. Dude is a ****ing mouthbreather. He's literally worthless.
Either way. CP is entertaining me tonight for whatever reason. Oh...I'm a little bit high. Probably explains it.
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:55 PM   #65
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And now we have a Reerun vs Pestilence back and forth! Kinda came out of nowhere but...CHIEFSPLANET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TELL ME YOU AREN'T ENTERTAINED!
It never disappoints. But I have a 3 am wake up call to fly to south Texas in the morning. I can't stay up and play. And pestilence is good people. He is probably just bored and figures that we could fling some trash back and forth.

Maybe next time. Need some zzzzzz's.
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:56 PM   #66
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I just got a BJ too!

High five!
I just jerked off!

High five! (might wanna slap the right hand though...I'm a lefty. Unless you like the feeling of high fiving a freshly Jergens-moisturized left hand)
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:56 PM   #67
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It never disappoints. But I have a 3 am wake up call to fly to south Texas in the morning. I can't stay up and play. And pestilence is good people. He is probably just bored and figures that we could fling some trash back and forth.

Maybe next time. Need some zzzzzz's.
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:57 PM   #69
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Guys giving me shit about continuing on my phone with this thread. You guys are all assholes. But here comes another marg...
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It aint that hard to get a BJ on 92nd and Shae. I don't even hang out up there anymore. Those chicks will blow anybody. Doesn't make me feel special anymore.
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Old 10-20-2014, 08:59 PM   #73
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I could probably get it for you but just so you know she is now (not then) married to a guy who looks like a gorilla on steroids. Maybe his penis looks like that too which might explain how they worked out.
They never do.


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Old 10-20-2014, 09:00 PM   #74
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So 53 seconds in heaven with a chick who probably does this a few times a week, x 52 weeks, x 25 years makes you probably about the 2600 guy who's gotten that BJ.

WORTH IT!
She must have be ****ing amazing at it by now.
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Old 10-20-2014, 09:03 PM   #75
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It aint that hard to get a BJ on 92nd and Shae. I don't even hang out up there anymore. Those chicks will blow anybody. Doesn't make me feel special anymore.
That's a great story.
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