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Old 08-17-2017, 07:50 PM  
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:22 PM   #3
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"




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Old 08-17-2017, 08:24 PM   #5
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:25 PM   #6
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:28 PM   #7
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:29 PM   #8
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:32 PM   #9
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He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

All good KCTattoo, I feel we are somehow connected!!

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

Your job will still suck after 5 years.


I know it's funny what was odds of same joke?


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Old 08-17-2017, 08:34 PM   #10
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:36 PM   #11
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:36 PM   #12
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Oh you ****ed that up it's ~ tooth-thirty

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Old 08-17-2017, 08:38 PM   #13
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