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Old 10-22-2012, 08:23 AM   #1
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Lets do the "Is it a true sport?" test.

Question 1. Do you not sweat when you train for this?
Question 2. Could someone with little training be as good as you?
Question 3. Can you be drunk and do it better then when you are sober?

If you answered no to all of these questions then it probably is a sport. Might not be one you necessarily follow but it is a sport.
You bet I sweat when I train, it's doubtful that anybody could be better at this--I have years of experience, and I could never, ever be as coordinated drunk as I am sober.

Holy cow. Masturbation's a sport.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:57 AM   #2
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You bet I sweat when I train, it's doubtful that anybody could be better at this--I have years of experience, and I could never, ever be as coordinated drunk as I am sober.

Holy cow. Masturbation's a sport.

If masturbation is a sport, how come it is not in the Olympics like trampoline and rhythmic gymnastics?
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If masturbation is a sport, how come it is not in the Olympics like trampoline and rhythmic gymnastics?
My theory is it would distract all the athletes.
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If masturbation is a sport, how come it is not in the Olympics like trampoline and rhythmic gymnastics?
They'd never leave the locker room.

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