so, your Clark, what is your plan. go on record

[tooge]

You woke up this morning and found that you are Clark Hunt. Aside from nailing Tavia in the rear, having a beautiful naked housemaid make you steak and eggs, and then playing golf, what is the plan for the chiefs moving forward. Lets see if anyone end up getting it right. Here's mine;

I'm on the phone with Grudens agent while I'm banging Tavia. I tell him I'm gonna make sure he's got his pick of QB's to groom in the upcoming draft. We chat a bit about who he and others respect as a good scout type GM. Gruden picks his guy to groom, I pick the next GM, and I look to see if Bums son is interested in being the asst head coach to also be the D coordinator. What you got?

[DMAC]

I believe a vacation is in order.

[The Franchise]

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

I can live with this with a smile on my face.

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

close the thread. it's over, it won't get better than this one.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

I'd be happy with this.

[Pilsner]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

You should buy the Chiefs. I'm starting the Kickstarter right now.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

8. I would make parking fees $5 for the rest of the year as a thank-you and I'm sorry to the fans.
9. Cut Tyson Jackson in offseason
10. Cut Ricky Stanzi in offseason
11. Try my hardest to sign Jason McCourty, CB and Jairus Byrd, S.
12. Find Dick Curl and punch him in the face. Just for good measure.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

8. I would make parking fees $5 for the rest of the year as a thank-you and I'm sorry to the fans.
9. Cut Tyson Jackson in offseason
10. Cut Ricky Stanzi in offseason
11. Try my hardest to sign Jason McCourty, CB and Jairus Byrd, S.
12. Find Dick Curl and punch him in the face. Just for good measure.

I wouldn't' do this. He's actually one of the best run stoppers in the league. I would force him to take a significant pay cut, but if he refused I would cut him.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by RunKC

I wouldn't' do this. He's actually one of the best run stoppers in the league. I would force him to take a significant pay cut, but if he refused I would cut him.

But it's a passing league. Pitoitua is visibly better both vs. the run and the pass.

But hey, if he's cheap, sure.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

But it's a passing league. Pitoitua is visibly better both vs. the run and the pass.

But hey, if he's cheap, sure.

I would replace Dorsey with Ropati. Dorsey doesn't have the body to play the position and Tyson is just as good.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

Bueno

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[kaplin42]

Originally Posted by the_spatula

*you're

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[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by kaplin42

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