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01-26-2009, 09:49 AM | Topic Starter |
Don't Tease Me
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My Dad's sense of humor
got this email from my pops talking about how much it made him laugh.
I actually had to grow up with a guy that thinks this shit is funny. His hero is Leslie Nielsen =================== Subject: Chiefs Subject: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE September 13..................... Raytown Junior High School 20.......................Cub Scout Troop #101 27..................... K.C. Blind Academy October 04.....................Spanish American War Vets 11.....................Crippled Children's Home 18..................... Eloise Mental Hospital 25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic 08.....................Fraser Boys Choir 15......................Korean Vets 22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers 26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club **RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** NAME CHANGE ** The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. |
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01-26-2009, 10:06 AM | #2 |
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01-26-2009, 10:28 AM | #3 |
Forgetting 2013 season end.
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I think that's amazing.... and I love Leslie Nielsen too.
Also, I heard that Girl Scout Troop # 353 has a girl who is on steroids (a la Dodgeball), and we should be able to win that one through a forfeit! At least we won't be as bad as the Lions!
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01-26-2009, 10:35 AM | #4 |
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Tell your dad the schedule is ****ed... we only have 13 games this year? WTF is that shit?
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01-26-2009, 10:44 AM | #5 |
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i just forwarded that on!
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01-26-2009, 11:23 AM | #6 |
Wasted away again...
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You're dad is and idiot.
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01-26-2009, 12:16 PM | #7 |
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But a funny one
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01-26-2009, 05:51 PM | #8 |
You don't faze me, Gobble.
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01-26-2009, 07:10 PM | #9 |
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Alright I see 11-2!!!
Im alittle worried about Oct 18th.............. those guys are crazy ! and that Monday night game!?!?!?! those wide recievers have mad ball skills!
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01-26-2009, 08:15 PM | #10 |
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Your dad is easily entertained.
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01-26-2009, 08:27 PM | #11 |
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not easily ..... just weird(ly)
the more goofy stuff is ..... the funnier he seems to think it is.
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01-26-2009, 09:52 PM | #12 |
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01-26-2009, 10:17 PM | #13 |
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sounds like special teams
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01-26-2009, 10:45 PM | #14 |
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Somewhere between 20-30% of subject lines from email in our mail server queue starts with FWD: or some variation of that. I was surprised to see the percentage of email that is forwarded jokes and inspirational stories... it's enough to make an admin want to nuke the mail server.
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still did it at their desks. So he sat in his office one day after installing some monitoring software and would watch and wait until people got to checkout then BAM kill their connection.Some people had spent like 2 hours shopping only to be thwarted at checkout. Employees finally stopped shopping after that happened to a few folks who he knew had big mouths and would tell others.That must have been fun. |
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