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Old 01-31-2018, 12:51 AM  
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Calling all Alexsexuals! Hurry and join ExtremeSkins!
Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"?

Do you love seeing a game manager take intentional sacks?

Do you love seeing a game manager check down to tight ends on 3rd and 19?

Do you love seeing a risk averse game manager throw more passes to RBs behind the line of scrimmage than to WRs beyond it?

Do you just love blaming every other player for blowing 18 point half-time playoff leads except for the timid game managing QB? After all, he is "a nice guy".

Are you smitten with irrationally arguing day and night to justify in your mind why a limited 34-year-old game manager is your favorite quarterback because "he is so smart", "he has a high completion percentage", "or the ever popular, "He just wins!"


Then LOOK no further, because WE have a Football forum for YOU!!

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And spend the next 4 years of your pathetic empy lives as mindless know-it-alls lecturing lifelong Redskins fans about their own team even though they were wearing rubber pig snouts on their noses decades before you were born.

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So go on and be the first Alexsexual on ChiefsPlanet to join Alex at his new home! And Did I mention it is free, Free, Free!


And speaking of "free", the members of ChiefsPlanet thankfully cheer you on your mass migration to other places, anywhere but here.
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:19 AM   #31
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:25 AM   #32
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:43 AM   #33
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:47 AM   #34
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:51 AM   #35
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Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?
His "boo" has more playoff wins than Alex Smith.
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:55 AM   #36
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Ah yes... here comes Kaepernick to once again explain to me how I should enjoy watching the NFL. Because apparently there is only one way to do it.
Deep down, even you can't possibly enjoy watching Captain Checkdown run into sacks and throw to RBs behind the LOS all day. Alex is the most boring player ever.
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:04 AM   #37
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:06 AM   #38
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:51 AM   #39
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How in the hell did this schmuck ever get such a cult following? I could maybe understand being a fan of superstars like Brady, Manning, MJ, Lebron, etc., but how some mediocre run of the mill QB got this kind of following will never make sense.
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:53 AM   #40
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How in the hell did this schmuck ever get such a cult following? I could maybe understand being a fan of superstars like Brady, Manning, MJ, Lebron, etc., but how some mediocre run of the mill QB got this kind of following will never make sense.
Right?

I have nothing against Alex as a human being... great dude, yadda yadda...

People watching him play football and thinking he is Elite is just WTF.
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:01 AM   #41
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Right?

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People watching him play football and thinking he is Elite is just WTF.
Almost no one claims he is elite
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:05 AM   #42
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:06 AM   #43
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:10 AM   #44
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Seriously, have you ever watched Alex Smith play football? There is nothing in the world Alex Smith loves throwing more than a screen pass to a goddamn tight end.

I'm honestly surprised that Fat Andy is letting Smith go, because there is no coach in football who loves calling a wide receiver screen on third and eight more than Andy Reid. And Alex Smith was designed by God himself to throw a wide receiver screen on third and eight.



Is Chris Thompson still on the team? Because if he is, he's going to lead the league in receptions next year.
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:18 AM   #45
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So when do all of the Alex-Only fans get purged?
Since Alex is no longer a part of our team, aren't they just here to troll at this point?
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