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Old 01-02-2007, 05:01 AM  
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How to beat the COLTS: part II
Here we are again. The playoffs. Last time, I had a sure fire way to stop the vaunted COLTS right in their tracks. I even WENT to the game and yelled out my little strategy to Eric Hicks during his warm up. Unfortunately, nobody actually implemented my advice, and we wound up without a single defensive stop!


So, here it is... The secret to beating the Colts:

WATCH JEFF SATURDAY'S HEAD!!!

That's right folks. It's just that simple. Don't watch Peyton and his fist pump, pre-snap dancing. Don't watch the ball. Don't watch your man. Watch Jeff Saturday's head bounce... That beautiful, telling bounce.

Why should I watch the center's head, you ask?

Because Jeff has this nasty habit of looking down at the ball until he's ready to SNAP it back to his all-pro QB. But he has to know where his guy is, so he can block him. So the head comes up first... Then, not a half second later... The ball follows.

1st series:
Head-snap... Sack...
Head-snap... Stop for loss...
Head-snap... Sack...
Punt.

Mitch: ...and the whole defensive line seems to be rocketing off the line, Len?

Len: You're not kidding. It seems like Allen and Hali are in the backfield before the tackles can even get their hands off the ground. These guys really came to play.

Mitch: It's almost like they know the snap count Len.

Len: Sometimes you see something on film that gives away what they're doing, and this looks like one of those times...
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:01 AM   #16
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Is this a shit thread..or a snap thread....
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:29 AM   #17
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I've got the Miami game downloaded. I'll take a look at the Colts third-down plays.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:33 AM   #18
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I've got the Miami game downloaded. I'll take a look at the Colts third-down plays.
Yeah, let us know. I'm curious as to if mcan is insane or on to something.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:34 AM   #19
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I've got the Miami game downloaded. I'll take a look at the Colts third-down plays.

Why just third down? He does it nearly EVERY snap. Has for years.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:35 AM   #20
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Why just third down? He does it nearly EVERY snap. Has for years.
Because that's all I'm really interested in. If we can't find something to key on third down, we probably won't get much of a pass rush. Plus, watching every Colt possession is time-consuming.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:42 AM   #21
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Just looked at two different Youtube videos of live action Colts' games and he did it on both of them.

It would be interesting to see what percentage of plays he did it. If it's not 100% then it's pretty darn close. Maybe a couple snaps a game, he'll have a different rhythm to his head bob, or like I said, he'll slowly lift his head and bring it back down, only to zip it up and snap the ball the same way he always does.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:56 AM   #22
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Wonder if Pittsburg noticed this last year, they were the first team I saw that was able to constantly get to Manning.
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:21 PM   #23
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So, anybody have an inside track as to the email addresses of some Chiefs coaches? I'm thinking of sending a "heads up" email titled "Jeff Saturday" to Gunther Cunningham and Tim Krumrie.
Gunther has probably all ready read this thread and locked up in the film room verifying your data.
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:25 PM   #24
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Gunther has probably all ready read this thread and locked up in the film room verifying your data.

I sure hope so.


Hey GoChiefs, how's the verification coming?
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OK...first play of the game, Manning under center...nothing.

Second play, shotgun...nothing.
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In my own defense, I'm hardly "Joe Average" football fan. I watch a lot of tape, and have all the games going back to 2000. I really do think a few teams in the league have spotted it, and have kept it 'mum' so as not to tip their hand. Ever wonder how New England's defense seems to get in Peyton's face on every play and force bad throws and interceptions?


Yeah, gotta love that Keira Knightley.


So, anybody have an inside track as to the email addresses of some Chiefs coaches? I'm thinking of sending a "heads up" email titled "Jeff Saturday" to Gunther Cunningham and Tim Krumrie.
Maybe Pittsburgh figured it out last year. Peyton had problems with protection.
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