Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox Double-Header Game Thread (4/21)

[alnorth]

Final, Game 1	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	R	H	E
KC (9-7)	1	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	4	8	0
BOS (12-5)	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	8	0

Final / 10, Game 2	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	R	H	E
KC (10-7)	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	1	0	1	5	9	1
BOS (12-6)	0	2	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	4	9	1

Game 1



Win, (2-1) Ervin Santana 7IP 2R 2ER 0BB 7K
Hold, (2) Bruce Chen ⅔IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Hold, (4) Aaron Crow ⅓IP 0R 0ER 1BB 0K
Save, (4) Greg Holland 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K

VS.



Loss, (0-2) Ryan Dempster 7IP 4R 4ER 3BB 8K 1HR
Clayton Mortensen 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Alex Wilson 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K

Home Runs

KC

Alcides Escobar, (2) - Top 1st solo shot to left over the green monster.

BOS

none

AL Central

Final: CLE 5, HOU 4
Final: MIN 5, CWS 3
Final / 13: DET 3, LAA 4

Starting Lineups

KC

1. Alex Gordon, LF
2. Alcides Escobar, SS
3. Billy Butler, DH
4. Eric Hosmer, 1B
5. Lorenzo Cain, CF
6. Mike Moustakas, 3B
7. Jeff Francoeur, RF
8. Salvador Perez, C
9. Chris Getz, 2B

BOS

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Daniel Nava, RF
3. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
4. David Ortiz, DH
4. Pedro Ciriaco, pr/DH
5. Mike Napoli, 1B
6. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
7. Will Middlebrooks, 3B
8. Stephen Drew, SS
9. Jonny Gomes, LF

Game 2



Jeremy Guthrie 6IP 4R 4ER 4BB 2K 1HR
Luke Hochevar 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 0K
Win, (2-2) Kelvin Herrera 2IP 0R 0ER 1BB 3K
Save, (5) Greg Holland 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 3K

VS.



Allen Webster 6IP 3R 2ER 1BB 5K 2HR
Major League Debut
Hold, (4) Junichi Tazawa 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Blown Save, (1) Koji Uehara 1IP 1R 1ER 0BB 1K 1HR
Andrew Bailey 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Loss, (0-1) Andrew Miller 1IP 1R 1ER 2BB 2K

Home Runs

KC

George Kottaras, (1) - Top 5th solo shot to right
Alex Gordon, (1) - Top 5th solo shot to left over the green monster
Billy Butler, (3) - Top 8th solo shot to left over the green monster

BOS

Mike Napoli, (3) - Bottom 2nd solo shot to left over the green monster

Starting Lineups

KC

1. Alex Gordon, LF
2. Alcides Escobar, SS
3. Billy Butler, DH
4. Eric Hosmer, 1B
5. Lorenzo Cain, CF
6. Mike Moustakas, 3B
7. Jeff Francoeur, RF
8. George Kottaras, C
8. Salvador Perez, C
9. Elliot Johnson, 2B
9. Miguel Tejada, ph
9. Chris Getz, 2B

BOS

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Daniel Nava, RF
3. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
4. Mike Napoli, 1B
5. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, DH
6. Will Middlebrooks, 3B
7. Mike Carp, LF
8. David Ross, C
9. Pedro Ciriaco, SS

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

and MeatRock

you don't have good enough grammar for me to debate anything with you anymore

you're just too stupid

**** off. Go roofie some herpes infested bar sluts bitch.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by MeatRock

**** off. Go roofie some herpes infested bar sluts bitch.

I'd take the chance at herpes, knowingly, if the girl was hot enough.

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I'd take the chance at herpes, knowingly, if the girl was hot enough.

I'm sure you would. Genius.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Originally Posted by RedDread

It is amazing to me that despite the fact that we've only had 6 home games, our bullpen has blown 3 games, and our two star corner infielders can't hit shit, that this team is 10-7. That gives me a lot of hope.

Word.

[Hootie]

herpes aren't as bad as people make them out to be

I have two friends who have herpes. One has never had an outbreak. The only reason he found out was because he had blood work done to figure out what was going on with a liver condition and the doctor was like "by the way, you have herpes."

the other kid says he gets about 1 outbreak per year...and while he says it sucks and is SUPER painful...shit, that's the equivalent of getting a bad flu 1 time a year.

if I can lay down a nice bang to some 9 out of 10 slut with a slutty tramp stamp that suggests she would be a killer lay...

I'll take my chances.

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

herpes aren't as bad as people make them out to be

I have two friends who have herpes. One has never had an outbreak. The only reason he found out was because he had blood work done to figure out what was going on with a liver condition and the doctor was like "by the way, you have herpes."

the other kid says he gets about 1 outbreak per year...and while he says it sucks and is SUPER painful...shit, that's the equivalent of getting a bad flu 1 time a year.

if I can lay down a nice bang to some 9 out of 10 slut with a slutty tramp stamp that suggests she would be a killer lay...

I'll take my chances.

Bad Grammar. DID NOT READ

[AussieChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

herpes aren't as bad as people make them out to be

I have two friends who have herpes. One has never had an outbreak. The only reason he found out was because he had blood work done to figure out what was going on with a liver condition and the doctor was like "by the way, you have herpes."

the other kid says he gets about 1 outbreak per year...and while he says it sucks and is SUPER painful...shit, that's the equivalent of getting a bad flu 1 time a year.

if I can lay down a nice bang to some 9 out of 10 slut with a slutty tramp stamp that suggests she would be a killer lay...

I'll take my chances.

[Ceej]

This thread went full reerun real quick.

[Hootie]

I read "star" corner infielders and I wanted to puke

they both suck until further notice...

if we can get one of them to have an .OPS around .750 I'll consider it a win at this point

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by MeatRock

Bad Grammar. DID NOT READ

No, that was just fine.

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

No, that was just fine.

Wrong

[RedDread]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I read "star" corner infielders and I wanted to puke

they both suck until further notice...

if we can get one of them to have an .OPS around .750 I'll consider it a win at this point

Should I have put it in quotes to convey the irony to you?

[ReynardMuldrake]

Wait, we won both games today? **** yeah!

[stonedstooge]

Another off day tomorrow. Shit

[RedDread]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Another off day tomorrow. Shit

I'm happy cause I have to be out till 8 but at the same time....