Shaved Head and Goatee

[salame]

How many of you have them?

[tooge]

No. I think they are to make fat assed frumps look tough. If you have hair, grow it. If you don't have much, grow it and keep it short.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by rageeumr

I grew a goatee once for grins. I had to Just-For-Men it because my chin hairs came in blond. Plus I looked like a complete tool. It lasted about a week, but unfortunately that week included a buddy's wedding, so it's immortalized forever.

Never shaved the dome, though.

Once when I shaved off a beard I went a couple of hours with various looks. I don't remember the order, but I went with a goatee, a fu manchu, an Ambrose Burnside, and at the end a cute little Hitler. A few others in between.

I see why people like the fu manchu. Even if it looks terrible on every other person on earth, it makes you think of yourself as a real bada**.

[Sandy Vagina]

To each his own, but I don't like the goatee. Looks fruity to me. Bald works okay for some head shapes... I go with the 1/4 inch short buzz cut and 2 week old beard. I never shave more than once a week or two... and it's easy to just buzz my head myself.

Overall, there is too much concern over vanity and appearance... but that's another subject entirely.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Once when I shaved off a beard I went a couple of hours with various looks. I don't remember the order, but I went with a goatee, a fu manchu, an Ambrose Burnside, and at the end a cute little Hitler. A few others in between.

I see why people like the fu manchu. Even if it looks terrible on every other person on earth, it makes you think of yourself as a real bada**.

I grow a full beard every winter. I eventually get tired of it and do the same thing, except I let the phases last longer.

Teaching classes with a full Fu-Manchu is far more exciting than it should be.

I've worn a Hitler out in public once, but only to go grab food. When I have it shaved in I usually just end up walking by mirrors and screaming lines from Das Boot or Die Hard.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I grow a full beard every winter. I eventually get tired of it and do the same thing, except I let the phases last longer.

Teaching classes with a full Fu-Manchu is far more exciting than it should be.

I've worn a Hitler out in public once, but only to go grab food. When I have it shaved in I usually just end up walking by mirrors and screaming lines from Das Boot or Die Hard.

It's a bold move to wear a Hitler out in public. And yeah, what is it about a Fu Manchu that makes a man feel like he can take on the world?

[Rain Man]

As a bit of trivia, I saw some documentary a while back that said that Hitler did his moustache design because when he was a soldier in WWI, a regular moustache interfered with his gas mask. The small one didn't.

[Ceej]

I have a goatee and not a bald head.

But I do buzz it.

I used to keep a beard, but it's more maintenance and itched like a mother****er.

[ModSocks]

Bald? Nah. I do get a fade though. 2 on the top, 1 on the side.

[loochy]

One of these is where it's at:

[Ceej]

I blame loochy for beer price increases!

[saphojunkie]

Shaved head + Goatee + Oakleys + Truck = Welcome to my pure contempt.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

I did it a few years ago, mostly because I didn't want to pay for haircuts anymore. Seemed ok...until I was told by many that I just looked like a criminal Nazi skinhead...grew some hair back after that.

Hmmm....are you sure they weren't being influenced by that armband you usually wear?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by loochy

One of these is where it's at:

I've done the Lemmy before. It's hard not to smile when walking past a mirror.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by CJizzles

I have a goatee and not a bald head.

But I do buzz it.

I used to keep a beard, but it's more maintenance and itched like a mother****er.

I go with a number one and a full beard.
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[Ceej]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

I go with a number one and a full beard.
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I've been going with a two lately.

Probably a number one when it starts to get hotter outside.

I may bring back the beard, but less shaving/trimming with the goatee. And no Oakleys or Affliction shirts here.