Food and Drink Venting your microwave meal. - Page 5

Dayze · 01-30-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

I'll bet your microwave looks like a discarded petri dish from the CDC.

**hometeam** · 01-30-2013, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Rain Man, & about 46 people who voted and me with my own poke holes with a fork in it option. That's who gives a shit.

I would never ever mock a Rain Man poll. Eva

Forgive hometeam Rain Man he does not know what he is saying.

I'm more saying, that is what I am saying to myself as I do it~

Ace Gunner · 01-30-2013, 07:32 PM

holy shit.

**mlyonsd** · 01-30-2013, 07:42 PM

The reason you are instructed to pierce the film instead of peeling is obvious and for a purpose.

If the contents of the meal shift before it is completely frozen the liquid part could collect on one side of the packaging.

When heated in a microwave concentrated liquid could start to boil. If it has congregated at the edge that has been peeled it could boil and expand outside the package, into the microwave. Hence the vile community microwave at work places, created by people that don't understand common logic and reason.

If pierced on the top of the film your microwave will probably be spared.

This isn't rocket science people.

**TimeForWasp** · 01-30-2013, 08:27 PM

I just throw it in and wait for the popping noise when it blows it's own vent hole.

GloryDayz · 01-30-2013, 08:59 PM

I thought today was a waste, then I read this thread. I'm glad I woke up...

Rugby Thompson · 01-30-2013, 09:16 PM

I put it in the oven, microwave is ****ing disgusting.

Miles · 01-30-2013, 10:49 PM

Depends if its a plastic bag covering the entire tray like you find on some of the fancy ones (Amy's) or just a film covering the top (Lean Cuisine). The ones with the bag matter since it may not fill with steam correctly if you cut it in the wrong place.

HolyHat · 01-31-2013, 12:34 PM

What does my lower back tattoo have to do with me not knowing how to use a microwave?

**Rain Man** · 01-31-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Pink

What does my lower back tattoo have to do with me not knowing how to use a microwave?

I posted a while back that if you have a lower back tattoo, the phosphorus in the ink can interact with the microwave signals to ignite a phosphorus fire in your back.

Please spread word about this to everyone you know. I don't have children, so I want this and 'disigerent' to be my legacy.

HolyHat · 01-31-2013, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I posted a while back that if you have a lower back tattoo, the phosphorus in the ink can interact with the microwave signals to ignite a phosphorus fire in your back.

Please spread word about this to everyone you know. I don't have children, so I want this and 'disigerent' to be my legacy.

Link?

**Rain Man** · 01-31-2013, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Pink

Link?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ghlight=tattoo

HolyHat · 01-31-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ghlight=tattoo

well, shit. Looks like I better drop my class at JUCO. Microwave 101

listopencil · 01-31-2013, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I posted a while back that if you have a lower back tattoo, the phosphorus in the ink can interact with the microwave signals to ignite a phosphorus fire in your back.

Please spread word about this to everyone you know. I don't have children, so I want this and 'disigerent' to be my legacy.

I tried.

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I wish you wouldn't joke about that. It happened to my great-aunt Cindy. She is the last one still alive in her generation of the family and decided to get a tattoo of her siblings' names on her lower back, just inside the upper panty line. Last year she was puttering around in the kitchen, sweeping up the floor as she microwaved some hot water for her afternoon tea. She backed towards the counter to get at the dust bunnies under the fridge and passed in front of the microwave for what could only have been about thirty seconds. Apparently the minerals found in some tattoo inks are very sensitive to microwave radiation and her lower back burst into flames. She immediately tried to leap backwards and to her left into the sink but missed and hit the dish drying rack, falling to the floor. Then she rolled into the dining alcove and pulled the sugar bowl onto herself. The sugar melted and caramelized, forming a layer over the wound and putting out the fire. She was able to get herself to the emergency room where they removed some of the extra flesh under her breasts to do a skin graft and were able to save about half of the original tattoo. Now she doesn't know whether to replace the missing part or not. It was a very traumatic experience for her. The doctors said that she's lucky to have such a saggy butt and that she wears such gigantic panties or this could have been a lot worse.

**Rain Man** · 01-31-2013, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I tried.

Personal stories like that are what it takes. Good job.

View Poll Results: When getting ready to heat a frozen microwave meal, I...
Slit the film with a knife, per the explicit instructions on the box.	26	38.24%
Peel back the corner, because I'm a rebel without a cause.	25	36.76%
I never eat frozen microwave meals because I kill my own meat and vegetables.	13	19.12%
I've never learned to use a microwave. I have a lower back tattoo so I have to stay away.	4	5.88%
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Miles MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $1522400	Depends if its a plastic bag covering the entire tray like you find on some of the fancy ones (Amy's) or just a film covering the top (Lean Cuisine). The ones with the bag matter since it may not fill with steam correctly if you cut it in the wrong place.
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