Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 11

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

CleveSteve · 06-14-2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Imacs have a plugin for alien technology.

USB = Universal Serial Bus.

Duh.

Stewie · 06-14-2013, 03:24 PM

Reds.

It was insufferably long, insufferably self-aggrandizing and Warren Beatty is insufferable.

I almost left at intermission (yes, it was that long), but managed to stay another 15 minutes into the movie and couldn't take it any longer.

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 03:26 PM

wow I gotta disagree with a lot of choices in here esp to the guy that said he hated The Assassination of Jesse James. I thought that was a masterpiece and should of been nominated for BEst Picture (over the terribly annoying Juno)

Hawk · 06-14-2013, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I actually thoroughly enjoyed Steel Magnolias. I've seen it many times, often without the wife. Women are fascinating.

"Get your roots done!"

Steel Magnolias is a pretty good one if you are forced to watch a chick flick. The Notebook is tolerable as well, but I have the hots for Rachel McAdams, so that helps.

Yeah yeah, I'd turn in my man card by my wife took it from me already.

CleveSteve · 06-14-2013, 03:28 PM

I thought TAoJJ was pretty decent. Still think There Will Be Blood is the real Best Picture from that year, but it's basically a Stanley Kubrick movie and I love Stanley Kubrick movies. Not to knock No Country, that was really good, too... but TWBB was awesome IMO.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 03:30 PM

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The Hobbit

Yeah, I said it GoCheifs. So what?

Not surprised, the book was horrible.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 03:30 PM

Speaking of watching a movie for puss, \dDidn't walk out of it, but got my fill of it. Back in the day a buddy and I went to see Legal Eagles at the dollar show. The next day, we [me and a different buddy] were hanging with some talent and they were like, 'let's go to the movies.' OK. . . Legal Eagles is at the dollar show . . . ummm, WTH let's go. Same movie twice in two days.

patteeu · 06-14-2013, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Speaking of watching a movie for puss, \dDidn't walk out of it, but got my fill of it. Back in the day a buddy and I went to see Legal Eagles at the dollar show. The next day, we [me and a different buddy] were hanging with some talent and they were like, 'let's go to the movies.' OK. . . Legal Eagles is at the dollar show . . . ummm, WTH let's go. Same movie twice in two days.

When I was a wee lad, I saw the Bond flick Live And Let Die twice in two days for a girl, but in my case it was for a young Jane Seymore, not a date.

-King- · 06-14-2013, 03:38 PM

The Amazing Spiderman.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

When I was a wee lad, I saw the Bond flick Live And Let Die twice in two days for a girl, but in my case it was for a young Jane Seymore, not a date.

Love that movie, love the 70s encroaching on the Bond persona. It's a hot mess, but it a FUN hot mess.

Aries Walker · 06-14-2013, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

Haha. What exactly did you expect of that movie that would push you to start watching it but not finish it?

The girlfriend-at-the-time coaxed me in to it. After enduring ten minutes of Will Farrell screeching at me, I had had enough and simply clicked it off.

RedDread · 06-14-2013, 03:52 PM

Summer of Sam. Only movie I've ever walked out of in the theater.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AphexPhin

wow I gotta disagree with a lot of choices in here esp to the guy that said he hated The Assassination of Jesse James. I thought that was a masterpiece and should of been nominated for BEst Picture (over the terribly annoying Juno)

You shouldn't have stopped reading after the word "James." I mainly walked out because the people I was with hated it. I watched it later by myself and thought it was okay.

But just okay.

If you'd like to see what a great movie about Jesse James looks like, watch The Long Riders.

**sd4chiefs** · 06-14-2013, 03:59 PM

I rented Warm Bodies last night. I lasted about 25 minutes. It started out OK but turned into a Teenage sap fest.

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You shouldn't have stopped reading after the word "James." I mainly walked out because the people I was with hated it. I watched it later by myself and thought it was okay.

But just okay.

If you'd like to see what a great movie about Jesse James looks like, watch The Long Riders.

Oh gotcha. Yeah I can completely understand how The Assassination of Jesse James would turn some people off. Its slow paced and there isnt much action at all.

And thanks for the recommendation. I'll make sure to check out The Long Riders.

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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06-14-2013, 03:24 PM	#152
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1929901	Reds. It was insufferably long, insufferably self-aggrandizing and Warren Beatty is insufferable. I almost left at intermission (yes, it was that long), but managed to stay another 15 minutes into the movie and couldn't take it any longer.
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06-14-2013, 03:26 PM	#153
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	wow I gotta disagree with a lot of choices in here esp to the guy that said he hated The Assassination of Jesse James. I thought that was a masterpiece and should of been nominated for BEst Picture (over the terribly annoying Juno)
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CleveSteve Veteran Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Pflugerville, TX Casino cash: $10010636	I thought TAoJJ was pretty decent. Still think There Will Be Blood is the real Best Picture from that year, but it's basically a Stanley Kubrick movie and I love Stanley Kubrick movies. Not to knock No Country, that was really good, too... but TWBB was awesome IMO.
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