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06-12-2013, 01:10 PM | Topic Starter |
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Your perfect fathers day
Ok, in the hopes that my wife somehow finds her way onto this site, and for all the women of CP, here is a place you can go to see what guys really want for fathers day. Here's mine:
It actually starts Saturday night with a couple of Rum and cokes and a good piece of fish on the grill. Sleep in Sunday morning. Breakfast with the family, hash browns with a couple sunny side eggs on them. Fire up the smoker. I've got 18 trout. Smoke those. While they are smoking, work on my jeep. Take the kids fishin for a few hours in the evening. Grill up some veggies and salmon. Make some smoked trout dip. Two glasses of wine. Fathers Day sex. Nighty night. |
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06-12-2013, 01:17 PM | #2 |
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You want to have sex with your father?
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06-12-2013, 01:18 PM | #3 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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06-12-2013, 01:19 PM | #4 |
In Search of a Life
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I'd take just not being asked to do 15 different chores around the house for a day. And a hamburger.
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06-12-2013, 01:45 PM | #5 |
Debunking your bullshit
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06-12-2013, 01:21 PM | #6 |
Liquor and Whores
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No kids...no wife....done
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06-12-2013, 01:27 PM | #7 |
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ushering at church sunday morning.
go home, maybe ride an hour or so on the bike. clean it up afterwards. bbq in the evening. start getting pissed about having to come back to work Monday. sec
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06-12-2013, 01:34 PM | #8 |
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Wake up at 9am. Read the paper -uninterrupted- while taking my morning shit. Huevos rancheros and bacon for breakfast. Receive blowjob. Go to gun range. Jason's Deli for lunch. Go to local watering hole for a few cold ones. Pot roast for dinner. Receive blowjob. Go to bed.
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06-12-2013, 01:39 PM | #9 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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06-12-2013, 01:42 PM | #10 |
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06-12-2013, 01:41 PM | #11 |
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Waking up in the morning next to the beautiful woman that gave me my children.
/7+month pregnant (oops) wife that knows about CP, fathers day be damned this year. edit: moved the adjective to the correct recipient, sorry dear! SORRY! |
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06-12-2013, 01:52 PM | #12 |
Bring It.
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Father's day kinda died when I got divorced. Now my girls just make me a card and those are the best.
BJ's and Father's Day Sex wouldn't be bad though. And lots of good food. And a break in the weather. |
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06-12-2013, 02:00 PM | #13 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Hrmmm....
1. Kid stays w/ Grandma for the weekend. 2. Wake up to a slow, methodical Bj. No, not the porn style BJ's. No throat gagging, sloppy good times. Just a long, slow, relaxing BJ. I don't even have to cum. Just a nice relaxing mouth massage for my cock. 3. Woman throws on some sexy lingerie and gets in the kitchen. Eggs (over Medium) Bacon, Grits, english muffin.....maybe even some fresh sliced fruit.... 4. Smoke a bowl of some excellent dank. Get high as a kite and go take a walk to the park. Enjoy the sun and cool breeze. 5. Come back home and play some video games with teh woman. 6. End the night with some ****ing all over the house, maybe even some anal. Yeah, definitely some Anal. |
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06-12-2013, 03:12 PM | #15 |
Needs more middle fingers
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