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Old 06-12-2013, 01:10 PM  
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Your perfect fathers day

Ok, in the hopes that my wife somehow finds her way onto this site, and for all the women of CP, here is a place you can go to see what guys really want for fathers day. Here's mine:

It actually starts Saturday night with a couple of Rum and cokes and a good piece of fish on the grill.

Sleep in Sunday morning. Breakfast with the family, hash browns with a couple sunny side eggs on them.

Fire up the smoker. I've got 18 trout. Smoke those. While they are smoking, work on my jeep.

Take the kids fishin for a few hours in the evening.

Grill up some veggies and salmon. Make some smoked trout dip. Two glasses of wine.
Fathers Day sex. Nighty night.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:04 AM   #46
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27 with no kids here. Dad lives in Iowa. Will probably get shit-housed the night before, sleep until noon, call dad upon waking up, and then spend the rest of the day fishing or playing disc golf.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:06 AM   #47
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What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day.
Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.

And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:30 AM   #48
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Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.

And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
I used to agree 100% with this, however now that I have joint custody, my thought pattern has changed here.

I look forward to the time with my girls like no other... and Father's day is an excuse to get them all day, and I enjoy hearing them squeal "Daddy" as I chase them around the house being the "Bad Guy." But I also don't get them 364 other days... but 181 other days! That might be part of this too.

But that still doesn't negate the fact that we specifically said, WANT and all guys WANT sexual pleasure.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:32 AM   #49
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Not really, but being a parent and having the those responsibilities the other 364, it is nice to have a break for one day.

And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
I guess it's just me not being a parent, but that just sounds weird. Like saying you don't want to be with your spouse on your anniversary. Oh well. I doubt I ever have to worry about anything other than getting my dad a gift anyway.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:41 AM   #50
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my big brother and both of my sons got kayaks for father's day. men's river week is coming up at the end of the month. i'm thinking I may be getting one also.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:45 AM   #51
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I guess it's just me not being a parent, but that just sounds weird. Like saying you don't want to be with your spouse on your anniversary. Oh well. I doubt I ever have to worry about anything other than getting my dad a gift anyway.
It's more about having a day when you get to do nothing but the "good stuff" with your kids versus the every day parenting things, which can be a pain.

In my house, Mother's Day is basically the day when I play "Mom" all day and the wife gets treated like a living goddess.
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:49 AM   #52
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It's more about having a day when you get to do nothing but the "good stuff" with your kids versus the every day parenting things, which can be a pain.

In my house, Mother's Day is basically the day when I play "Mom" all day and the wife gets treated like a living goddess.
Now that I completely understand. I just thought it was weird hearing people say "send the kids away". My logic (probably flawed, I know) would say that your birthday is your day, your anniversary is you and your spouse's day, and Mother's/Father's Day is for said parent and children (in the good, non-responsibility way like you describe).
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Old 06-13-2013, 09:05 AM   #53
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Usually the best part for me is that I get to pick where we eat. I normally have to work around my wife. For her it's like there has to be a salad she likes that tastes good but isn't too fat and isn't just made of iceberg lettuce and blah blah blah, or some healthy alternative she can get. Seems like I have to name off 40 places to find one she likes, usually.
On Father's Day I can just pick whatever.
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Old 06-13-2013, 10:52 AM   #54
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My parents are divorced, so that's no problem.

What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day. I just thought that was a little weird. You're celebrating being a dad, but you don't want to be with your kids? That's not to you, tooge. That's just the general feel I've gotten from posters.
Not really away from the kids, just being able to plan what you want to do and then the kids can be part of it. My son will be "helping" me with the jeep for sure.
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Old 06-13-2013, 10:55 AM   #55
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My parents are divorced, so that's no problem.

What I'm sensing is that dad's want to get rid of their kids on Father's Day. I just thought that was a little weird. You're celebrating being a dad, but you don't want to be with your kids? That's not to you, tooge. That's just the general feel I've gotten from posters.
Not me. Kicking it with the children all day long
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Old 06-13-2013, 10:57 AM   #56
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It would be nice for me, not to have to do something with the Father-in-law. Just get to do something with my wife and my daughter.
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Old 06-13-2013, 10:59 AM   #57
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Old 06-13-2013, 11:04 AM   #58
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I dont talk to my dad daily, weekly...hell, I know I have gone almost month without talking to him.

We have a good relationship...it just usually revolves around sports. We go to Chiefs games with eachother, but this time of the year we are both doing our own thing. Saturday/Sunday he is coming over to help me tear down my old deck as I am going to rebuild it at the end of the month. Although the weather will be less than perfect and it is labor...I am really looking forward to spending the weekend with him doing something that isn't sports related for change...I have never seen him swing a hammer. So it may be a comical demolition.
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