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06-13-2013, 08:04 AM | #46 |
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27 with no kids here. Dad lives in Iowa. Will probably get shit-housed the night before, sleep until noon, call dad upon waking up, and then spend the rest of the day fishing or playing disc golf.
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06-13-2013, 08:06 AM | #47 | |
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And, it isn't just the dads. I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day this year and her answer was "To not hear 'Mommy?' a single time all day."
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06-13-2013, 08:30 AM | #48 | |
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I look forward to the time with my girls like no other... and Father's day is an excuse to get them all day, and I enjoy hearing them squeal "Daddy" as I chase them around the house being the "Bad Guy." But I also don't get them 364 other days... but 181 other days! That might be part of this too. But that still doesn't negate the fact that we specifically said, WANT and all guys WANT sexual pleasure. |
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06-13-2013, 08:32 AM | #49 | |
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06-13-2013, 08:41 AM | #50 |
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my big brother and both of my sons got kayaks for father's day. men's river week is coming up at the end of the month. i'm thinking I may be getting one also.
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06-13-2013, 08:45 AM | #51 | |
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In my house, Mother's Day is basically the day when I play "Mom" all day and the wife gets treated like a living goddess.
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06-13-2013, 08:49 AM | #52 | |
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06-13-2013, 09:05 AM | #53 |
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Usually the best part for me is that I get to pick where we eat. I normally have to work around my wife. For her it's like there has to be a salad she likes that tastes good but isn't too fat and isn't just made of iceberg lettuce and blah blah blah, or some healthy alternative she can get. Seems like I have to name off 40 places to find one she likes, usually.
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06-13-2013, 10:52 AM | #54 | |
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06-13-2013, 10:55 AM | #55 | |
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06-13-2013, 10:57 AM | #56 |
Wish I had something clever...
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It would be nice for me, not to have to do something with the Father-in-law. Just get to do something with my wife and my daughter.
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06-13-2013, 10:59 AM | #57 |
Now it's Willie Time!
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At this point, being married with children, I'd be content to be able to just take a shit without somebody knocking on the door or needing something. I'd take a steak and a blow job but I might as well wish for a golden crapper. Within the realm of should be ****ing achievable given modern technology; taking a shit without commercial interruption is in my top 5.
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06-13-2013, 11:04 AM | #58 |
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I dont talk to my dad daily, weekly...hell, I know I have gone almost month without talking to him.
We have a good relationship...it just usually revolves around sports. We go to Chiefs games with eachother, but this time of the year we are both doing our own thing. Saturday/Sunday he is coming over to help me tear down my old deck as I am going to rebuild it at the end of the month. Although the weather will be less than perfect and it is labor...I am really looking forward to spending the weekend with him doing something that isn't sports related for change...I have never seen him swing a hammer. So it may be a comical demolition.
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06-13-2013, 11:42 AM | #59 |
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Get up, go in the living room, pop the tape of my hidden "paranormal activity" camera in, sit back and relax...
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06-13-2013, 02:42 PM | #60 |
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My wife shows up with sweedish twins and says, "**** her up the ass first. I'll go get you a beer."
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