Bang!

[Direckshun]

Killed you, just now.

Gun got away from me there, sorry about that.

How long is it going to take someone to realize you died right there, in your computer chair?

Right away? In the morning? In a week?

Person who would be discovered after the most realistic amount of time wins this thread.

[RedDread]

being that I'm off work tomorrow my military unit would probably call my house which would illicit a response at about 8:00 AM on Saturday

[WARPARTY70]

Since I'm at work it would be Maddox,my UPS driver,or either 2 of my fellow co-workers Dum-Dum or Ozzy. They would find brain matters and pieces of skull bone on my screen & desk. Mix in a little blood and hairs and you see some of this and some of this

[Baby Lee]

Reminds me of the classic from the list of absurd court transcripts;

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

[The Franchise]

Am I assuming that it happened the minute you started this thread? If so.....work would call around 9 am to see why I wasn't there. If no one answered then they might call my emergency contact number....they might not. If they did then my parents would show up whenever they got the call.

[Fish]

I'd probably have lots of calls and e-mails, but I'm known for not returning calls or e-mails for a few days. I doubt anybody would visit my house for at least 3-5 days. The cats would get hungry before then, and probably start in on my soft parts.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Reminds me of the classic from the list of absurd court transcripts;

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Another good one (allegedly true):

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Another good one (allegedly true):

Yeah, that one's on the list, too.

Along with a personal favorite, the purse snatching suspect representing himself;


"Did you get a good look at my face when I stole your purse?"

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Yeah, that one's on the list, too.

Along with a personal favorite, the purse snatching suspect representing himself;


"Did you get a good look at my face when I stole your purse?"

Here's the rest of that exchange...

Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.
Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.

[KC-TBB]

I work for the government in a cubicle...it might be when the cobbwebbs start accumulating or my corpse starts to give off that REALLY bad odor.

[pr_capone]

Sunday Night. The wife is off on a rafting trip with her girlfriends and I have not made plans with anyone until Sunday night.