Life tooth extration tips - Page 3

MOhillbilly · 05-12-2010, 03:18 PM

whos got em?
i broke a molar in a fight last oct. and it didnt come straight away and now i have a hole on the backside where the nerve gets infected. I used some antibiotics i got from the farm and home lasttime it was infected and it cleared it up in about 3 days.

So anyway im tired of this shit. Anyone ever extract a tooth?

im thinking just taking a handfull of norcos and let my bro pull it out w/ pliers/vise grips.
F- a dentist its just one tooth.
pros/cons?

Tylerthigpen!1! · 05-12-2010, 04:11 PM

How would you know what antibiotics to give yourself?

vailpass · 05-12-2010, 04:12 PM

From the web (dentist's point of view on DIY extracation):

You'll have no trouble getting the soft top part out, but in order to get the root out, you're going to have to go digging between the root and the bone with a very slim but extremely strong instrument - kind of exactly like dentists have and know how to use. If you don't do this, you will end up with an infection (if you don't have one already) and more pain than you can imagine. If you do have an infection and try to remove your own tooth, you'll just push it deeper into your jaw bone and end up in bad shape. Those "shards of tooth" will be at the bottom of a hole that is only 4 or 5 mm wide, but 15-20 mm deep. Be careful not to damage the nerve at the bottom of the hole if it's a lower tooth, because this could leave your lip numb for the rest of your life. And whatever you do, don't puncture your maxillary sinus if it's an upper tooth, or you will end up in the hospital with an infection.

The trick to getting teeth out smoothly is to ask someone who has done a hundred or a thousand to do it for you. I'm sure I could not do what you do for a living and you should not try to do what I do for a living. We could both get into a lot of trouble and I know that at least one of us could hurt themselves.

Chiefnj2 · 05-12-2010, 04:12 PM

Please youtube the extraction for us; and the subsequent infection. If you are going to to be true to your moniker you'll use homemade moonshine to dampen the pain.

booger · 05-12-2010, 04:13 PM

edit: to late. youtube vid already up.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 05-12-2010, 04:13 PM

Look at the post 4 posts prior to your last, booger.

Extra Point · 05-12-2010, 04:14 PM

Get yourself a pint of Old Crow, a stainless punch, and a 16 oz ball peen hammer; find your ex, and let her go to town!

Otherwise, call the UMKC dental school, and get a good deal on that extraction. If it's an upper molar, that shit will go to straight to your brain, and you don't want that!

booger · 05-12-2010, 04:15 PM

poor bastard said something about an absess (sp). That could be life threatening.

**BossChief** · 05-12-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

poor bastard said something about an absess (sp). That could be life threatening.

this

Bill Lundberg · 05-12-2010, 04:21 PM

booger · 05-12-2010, 04:25 PM

any place local to rent power tools?

booger · 05-12-2010, 04:35 PM

Didn't Eric Berry intern with a Dentist while in HS or College?

OTA's and practices start up the 17th and the rookies come back to KC then. MO needs to join twitter and get an appt set up.

**The Franchise** · 05-12-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Jesus ****. Don't watch if you're squeamish.

Crazy mother****er.

Frazod · 05-12-2010, 04:55 PM

Jesus, dude, don't be a Skip. Go to the ****ing dentist. There is way too much downside if you screw it up.

05-12-2010, 05:01 PM

7 or 8 years of Meth abuse should fix you up pretty good. Start tomorrow.

sandynme · 05-12-2010, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

whos got em?
i broke a molar in a fight last oct. and it didnt come straight away and now i have a hole on the backside where the nerve gets infected. I used some antibiotics i got from the farm and home lasttime it was infected and it cleared it up in about 3 days.

So anyway im tired of this shit. Anyone ever extract a tooth?

im thinking just taking a handfull of norcos and let my bro pull it out w/ pliers/vise grips.
F- a dentist its just one tooth.
pros/cons?

get your self a bonafied jackson county meth habit,its our state rock afterall, that troublesome tooth will be gone in no time

05-12-2010, 03:18 PM
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05-12-2010, 04:11 PM	#31
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05-12-2010, 04:12 PM	#32
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	From the web (dentist's point of view on DIY extracation): You'll have no trouble getting the soft top part out, but in order to get the root out, you're going to have to go digging between the root and the bone with a very slim but extremely strong instrument - kind of exactly like dentists have and know how to use. If you don't do this, you will end up with an infection (if you don't have one already) and more pain than you can imagine. If you do have an infection and try to remove your own tooth, you'll just push it deeper into your jaw bone and end up in bad shape. Those "shards of tooth" will be at the bottom of a hole that is only 4 or 5 mm wide, but 15-20 mm deep. Be careful not to damage the nerve at the bottom of the hole if it's a lower tooth, because this could leave your lip numb for the rest of your life. And whatever you do, don't puncture your maxillary sinus if it's an upper tooth, or you will end up in the hospital with an infection. The trick to getting teeth out smoothly is to ask someone who has done a hundred or a thousand to do it for you. I'm sure I could not do what you do for a living and you should not try to do what I do for a living. We could both get into a lot of trouble and I know that at least one of us could hurt themselves.
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Chiefnj2 In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2007 Casino cash: $7873688	Please youtube the extraction for us; and the subsequent infection. If you are going to to be true to your moniker you'll use homemade moonshine to dampen the pain. __________________ Mismanaging the clock.
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05-12-2010, 04:14 PM	#36
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	Get yourself a pint of Old Crow, a stainless punch, and a 16 oz ball peen hammer; find your ex, and let her go to town! Otherwise, call the UMKC dental school, and get a good deal on that extraction. If it's an upper molar, that shit will go to straight to your brain, and you don't want that! __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
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05-12-2010, 04:15 PM	#37
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1388550	poor bastard said something about an absess (sp). That could be life threatening. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-12-2010, 04:35 PM	#41
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1388550	Didn't Eric Berry intern with a Dentist while in HS or College? OTA's and practices start up the 17th and the rookies come back to KC then. MO needs to join twitter and get an appt set up. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-12-2010, 05:01 PM	#44
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