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View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:59 PM  
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012
King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher

2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


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Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

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For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message
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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

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Old 11-05-2013, 10:37 PM   #211
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Aboriginal you say?

Kinda like the Australia version of a Chief?
Yeah, only there's more than 5 of them...
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:39 PM   #212
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The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:42 PM   #213
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The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.
Can I still be part of the 2012 class?

I feet it was a quality class of n00bs.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:44 PM   #214
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The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.
I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:44 PM   #215
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Can I still be part of the 2012 class?

I feet it was a quality class of n00bs.
Definitely.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:45 PM   #216
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Definitely.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:46 PM   #217
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I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...
theelusiveeightrop has had several posts that make me think he's much more than he lets on. I can't remember any off the top of my head however.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:47 PM   #218
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I can't control what group he wants to be a part of.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:48 PM   #219
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I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...
That was my point. I very rarely post during the high-traffic times of the day. So many members who don't post on the site late at night, will very infrequently see me post.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:49 PM   #220
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I can't control what group he wants to be a part of.
You are still the reining King of the n00bs. You are the man. You answer to no one.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:52 PM   #221
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You are still the reining King of the n00bs. You are the man. You answer to no one.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:52 PM   #222
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:55 PM   #223
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:58 PM   #224
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theelusiveeightrop was a very important piece in getting the Royals back to their winning ways. They won over 3/4ths of the games that he started the thread for. theelusiveeightrop brings great mojo.
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