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01-31-2004, 11:13 AM | Topic Starter |
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Mission 3: On my signal...unleash hell.
The planes are rolling down the runway, ready to take the war to Hitler again, or at least Vichy.
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01-31-2004, 11:15 AM | #2 |
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I sure hope the ground crew got the sights on my machine gun fixed - I want to paint a kill on my jacket.
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01-31-2004, 11:17 AM | #3 |
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B-17 #1 – Tequila Rose Pilot Rausch (2) Copilot donger (1) Bombardier milkman (2) Navigator FloridaChief (2) Engineer DanT (2) Radio Op. FringeNC (2) Tail Gunner Valiant (2) Ball Turret Gunner jettio (2) Right Waist Gunner kcnut (1) Left Waist Gunner Slayer Diablo (1) Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium flak – 2 hits -right waist gun out of commission (kcnut uninjured) -nose – bomb sight damaged, milkman must target bombs manually Bomb run off target due to bomb sight damage and flak – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack – 2 are driven away by fight Milkman fires, kills Fw190 Fringenc fires, hits Fw190 Valiant fires, damages Fw190 Dant fires, misses Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack Hit Fw scores 1 hit -radio room, knocks out heat system Hit Fw circles attacks again Milkman fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Fringenc fires, misses Valiant fires, damages Fw190 Slayer Diablo fires, misses Dant fires, misses 1 Fw misses, breaks off attack Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to starboard wing Fw scores 4 hits -damage to port wing root -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to nose -radio room – radio knocked out (fringeNC is uninjured) 2 Fw circle, attack again Milkman fires, kills fw190 Dant fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Pilot Rausch drops to 10,000 feet so FringeNC won’t get frostbite The crew enjoys a leisurely flight home over small English villages, waving at planespotters. Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Rausch (2) Copilot donger (1) Bombardier milkman (2) Navigator FloridaChief (2) Engineer DanT (2) Radio Op. FringeNC (2) Tail Gunner Valiant (2) Ball Turret Gunner jettio (2) Right Waist Gunner kcnut (1) Left Waist Gunner Slayer Diablo (1) The moral of the story? Don’t mess with milkman’s bomb sight.
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01-31-2004, 11:25 AM | #4 | |
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01-31-2004, 11:33 AM | #5 |
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C'mon angel.....bring us some luck!!Or at least a bomb hit.
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How sadly ironic.
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01-31-2004, 11:44 AM | #7 | |
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B-17 #2 – Diana Might Pilot Phobia (2) Copilot siberian khatru (2) Bombardier angel Navigator Saggysack (2) Engineer WisChief (2) Radio Op. Mi_chief_fan (2) Tail Gunner cheeeefs (2) Ball Turret Gunner mizzou5 (2) Right Waist Gunner ChiefJustice (2) Left Waist Gunner royr17 Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven away by fighters 4 Me109s attack - 1 driven away by fighters angel fires, misses cheeeefs fires, misses wischief fires, misses royr17 fires, kills Me109 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -inboard starboard fuel tank hit, fuel is pouring out but there’s no fire. Assuming it doesn’t catch fire later, the fuel loss isn’t a concern since this is a short mission. Me circles, attacks again cheeeefs fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attacks wischief fires, misses saggysack fires, misses Michiefsfan fires, misses angel fires, misses Both Mes miss, break off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 6 hits -Port flap knocked out – minor effect on ability to land -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to starboard wing (doesn’t ignite leaking fuel) -tail – cheeefs takes light wound to groin (that had to hurt) -tail – cheeefs killed by hit to neck The sixth flak hit is a bummer. Flak enters the bomb bay and strikes a bomb. The bomb explodes, which sets off the other bombs in a massive explosion. What’s left of Diana Might breaks apart at the waist and tumbles to earth. Pilot Phobia (2) killed in initial explosion Copilot siberian khatru (2) killed in initial explosion Bombardier angel killed in initial explosion Navigator Saggysack (2) killed in initial explosion Engineer WisChief (2) killed in initial explosion Radio Op. Mi_chief_fan (2) killed in initial explosion Tail Gunner cheeeefs (2) already kia in plane Ball Turret Gunner mizzou5 (2) killed in initial explosion Right Waist Gunner ChiefJustice (2) killed in initial explosion Left Waist Gunner royr17 thrown unconscious from plane, dies by falling. No bomb run. Aftereffects None – Diana Might is no more. Eligible for next mission None – all KIA. RIP, noble crew of the Diana Might.
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Sorry to hear of your fate Diana Might. At least this way Deep Red now has more playmates in the burning depths of hell!!
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